The force is beyond current human understanding and will be studied for many a man's lifetime!! Hoping one day that man's brain will have evolved enough to glimpse into the power retained in what we refer to as the "Tim Blyth Beard"
I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
Tim's beard is the one who told him about this thread. It cannot confirm the validity of all the posts without violating several international treaties and pissing off the pentagon..... the rest is classified.
this just confirms star wars is real,
in a few thousand years time the beard will find a new host in obi wan kenobi,
as the beard knows this already it decided to make a film about it while it was using george lucas as its host.
I hear that new mothers across the nation are bringing their newborns to Tim's home so he can let them touch his beard thus ensuring a long , prosperous, happy life for the little guys ...
I hear that new mothers across the nation are bringing their newborns to Tim's home so he can let them touch his beard thus ensuring a long , prosperous, happy life for the little guys ...
..... the only problem is that the new mothers keep passing out at the mere sight of The Beard.
My Hats off to "The Beard" From WHat I understand he is responsible for Sliding me the CCOM Shirt and 3 Cigars in the Mini Bomb that I just recieved......... WHat a Great Guy and this is why we all HAIL THE BEARD!
Thanks Tim
My Hats off to "The Beard" From WHat I understand he is responsible for Sliding me the CCOM Shirt and 3 Cigars in the Mini Bomb that I just recieved......... WHat a Great Guy and this is why we all HAIL THE BEARD!
Thanks Tim
Getting bombed by The Beard is like having Jesus make you a humidor.
Yet part of me fears for those of you who joke of The Beard...
May The Beard have mercy on your souls!
The Beard abides, for it knows who the true believers are. Those without purity of faith in The Beard shall meet a final reckoning and will be cast down for all eternity.
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Best part about it being sig worthy was I saw it as your sig on another forum and went "WTFBBQ?!?! My quote is his sig!" lol
in a few thousand years time the beard will find a new host in obi wan kenobi,
as the beard knows this already it decided to make a film about it while it was using george lucas as its host.
Avert your eyes from the awesomeness, ladies.
Thanks Tim
Yet part of me fears for those of you who joke of The Beard...
May The Beard have mercy on your souls!