I have one day left to hit target in Q3 and it's going to be oh so close, bearded one I ask that you align the stars so I may be showered in cigar goodness...
Since "Nuclear Mans" failure in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Lex Luthor has been trying to attain a strand from The Beard to make an Ultra Superman. Unfortunately, Krypton scissors won't work.
I have one day left to hit target in Q3 and it's going to be oh so close, bearded one I ask that you align the stars so I may be showered in cigar goodness...
The bearded one has seen fit to align the stars perfectly for me today, all hail the beard and its magical powers, target adchieved, cigar goodness will flow...
Strange....I'm surprised the Chilean gov't didn't try and aquire some of the beards beard strands to lift those miners to safety...this could have been sorted out a long time ago...
Strange....I'm surprised the Chilean gov't didn't try and aquire some of the beards beard strands to lift those miners to safety...this could have been sorted out a long time ago...
Strange....I'm surprised the Chilean gov't didn't try and aquire some of the beards beard strands to lift those miners to safety...this could have been sorted out a long time ago...
How did you think they dug the hole?
If they used Strands of The Beard, the miners would have been up the next day and the drill would have struck a pocket of oil and a lost cache of cigars rolled by the Beard itself.
A handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. It is actually a warning that the spot belongs to Tim the "Beard," and you will be handicapped if you park there
A handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. It is actually a warning that the spot belongs to Tim the "Beard," and you will be handicapped if you park there
Look for it in 2011, the worlds most expensive watch, comprised simply of 2 of the beards beard strands minute hand/hour hand, eclipsing Louis Moinet' Meteoris, coming in at a whopping $10,000,000. Unlike a coventional watch used for telling time, this watch creates time...
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