The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
dennisking
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After seeing Lasabar's new avatar, it got me thinking about our resident cult hero Tim and his wooly chin frock. This is the official appreciation thread. Make it what you will. I heard that Tims beard hairs can cure cancer and are finer than silk. Just sayin
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" Tim dosnet have a chin under his beard, only another mouth so he can smoke 2 cigars at once"
Original being "Chuck Norris dosent have a chin under his beard, only another fist"
Tim's beard is the stuff of legend. Let's devise a game that if we win, Tim has to shave his beard and Alex has to grow one.
Oh, and Tim's Bears can only be seen in pictures, the sheer magnitude of seeing his beard in real life will automatically petrify your soul... (Kinda like an ark of the Covenant thing)
How about a contest...in the next month, see who can grow a beard most resembling Tim's. Submit photos and ccom will send the winner (as voted by Tim) forum blend samples?? Or maybe a couple of HMRs?
Thank you all from the bottom of my beard. My beard is speechless. I only hope my beard can live up to it's lofty expectations and continue to provide you all with hours of entertainment and of course, only the best customer service a beard can offer.
Now I must go and comb my beard. I don't just roll out of bed looking this good.
Hello, I am The Beard. It is nice to meet you.
The Beard is disappointed in your Christmas gift...
Tim's beard could solve world hunger.
You may be able to start a riot, but Tim's beard can stop one cold.
Tim's beard is will soon be registered as a national landmark.