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  • MVW67MVW67 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,447
    Ken Light:
    laker1963:
    Darth Vader:
    wwestern:
    Vader force choked the *** out of me today.... but a little research on the shipping label revealed this came from Illinois.

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    Lord Vader I bow to you! Thanks for the amazing sticks bro!
    Wes, I am ......YOUR FATHER
    LMAO...Now THAT is some funny sh it. Vader has a good sense of humor and obviously a good taste in cigars.
    Oh jesus it took me about 24 hours to get the "my father" joke. I think my brain is officially out of service.
    Admitting to it is the first step in recovery!!
  • 90+ Irishman90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    So... Darth went from "Garth" ...
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    To Darth...
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    He be going all "Leroy Jenkins" on everyone's azz right now and screwing EVERYTHING up!
  • Darth VaderDarth Vader Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 219
    90+ Irishman:
    So... Darth went from "Garth" ...
    image

    To Darth...
    image

    He be going all "Leroy Jenkins" on everyone's azz right now and screwing EVERYTHING up!
    LOL
  • greg2648greg2648 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,422
    Darth Vader:
    90+ Irishman:
    So... Darth went from "Garth" ...
    image

    To Darth...
    image

    He be going all "Leroy Jenkins" on everyone's azz right now and screwing EVERYTHING up!
    LOL
    Please, say it isn't so Darth. You are just starting to get the "hang" of this. Great Hit on Wes. Obviously, you have a sense of humor.
  • MarkerMarker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524


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    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
  • MarkerMarker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
  • 90+ Irishman90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    90+ Irishman:
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    Don't worry I put it in my hair. Like in There's Something About Mary. Holds it up great and it's cheaper than hair gel.....
  • laker1963laker1963 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,046
    ENFIDL:
    90+ Irishman:
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    Don't worry I put it in my hair. Like in There's Something About Mary. Holds it up great and it's cheaper than hair gel.....
    Are you claiming to be Darth? What's that smear on your helmet? LMAO
  • Darth VaderDarth Vader Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 219
    Marker:


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    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
    correct. Your to ugly to be my son
  • MarkerMarker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
    correct. Your to ugly to be my son
    Also too educated it seems.
  • greg2648greg2648 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,422
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:


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    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
    correct. Your to ugly to be my son
    Another devistating blow. I am starting to see a pattern here. He must be only bombing the ugly members. That means, I am in the clear. Whew.
  • PsychoSJGPsychoSJG Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 739
    Marker:
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
    Correct. You' too ugly to be my son (There you go, all better)
    Also too educated it seems.
    Ouch. He used to be an honor student, but then he took a lightsaber to the knee.
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    laker1963:
    ENFIDL:
    90+ Irishman:
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    Don't worry I put it in my hair. Like in There's Something About Mary. Holds it up great and it's cheaper than hair gel.....
    Are you claiming to be Darth? What's that smear on your helmet? LMAO
    That's not my helmet! I'm not gangster enough to pull off the breathing noises to be Vader
  • laker1963laker1963 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,046
    ENFIDL:
    laker1963:
    ENFIDL:
    90+ Irishman:
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    Don't worry I put it in my hair. Like in There's Something About Mary. Holds it up great and it's cheaper than hair gel.....
    Are you claiming to be Darth? What's that smear on your helmet? LMAO
    That's not my helmet! I'm not gangster enough to pull off the breathing noises to be Vader
    Vader with a nasal condition? That would be me. Kind of like Vader meets Alvin the chipmunk.
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,836
    laker1963:
    ENFIDL:
    laker1963:
    ENFIDL:
    90+ Irishman:
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    Don't worry I put it in my hair. Like in There's Something About Mary. Holds it up great and it's cheaper than hair gel.....
    Are you claiming to be Darth? What's that smear on your helmet? LMAO
    That's not my helmet! I'm not gangster enough to pull off the breathing noises to be Vader
    Vader with a nasal condition? That would be me. Kind of like Vader meets Alvin the chipmunk.
    Plus Vader wears pants and we all know my feelings on pants. Give me short shorts or nothing at all! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Darth VaderDarth Vader Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 219
    Pulled the laser 5 more times tooday. Hows the dark side treating you?
  • Darth VaderDarth Vader Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 219
    Marker:
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
    correct. Your to ugly to be my son
    Also too educated it seems.
    I bees hookeded on foniks
  • MarkerMarker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    Since you called me ugly, I am going to figure out who you are today. Not sorry about it.
  • Shaun.Harrison87Shaun.Harrison87 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,971
    Darth Vader:
    Pulled the laser 5 more times tooday. Hows the dark side treating you?
    That's too bad you have to pull your own laser...that's what my warden is for
  • MarkerMarker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
  • MarkerMarker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    Vader turns out to be











    cooler than I thought. I will let him reveal himself when ready.
  • Shaun.Harrison87Shaun.Harrison87 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,971
    Marker:
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
    Glad you told me Marker...now if only Vader would send me "hush sticks" I might keep my trap shut
  • MarkerMarker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    Shaun.Harrison87:
    Marker:
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
    Glad you told me Marker...now if only Vader would send me "hush sticks" I might keep my trap shut
    I don't even think Gorilla glue could accomplish that daunting task.
  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
    Marker:
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
    Why you gotta bring me into this? Last warning brother or you will be getting 5 dog rockets yourself and these you will have to shave before smoking!!!

  • MarkerMarker Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,524
    MTuccelli:
    Marker:
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
    Why you gotta bring me into this? Last warning brother or you will be getting 5 dog rockets yourself and these you will have to shave before smoking!!!

    Straight razor, just water. No problem.
  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,587
    Marker:
    MTuccelli:
    Marker:
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
    Why you gotta bring me into this? Last warning brother or you will be getting 5 dog rockets yourself and these you will have to shave before smoking!!!

    Straight razor, just water. No problem.
    The cigar not you.....jeeze

  • robbyrasrobbyras Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,487
    it's useless to resist!

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  • greg2648greg2648 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,422
    robbyras:
    it's useless to resist!

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    Wow. It must get confusing for Darth around Father's Day. He sure is your Daddy. Another great hit. It took a little while, but Darth is off and running. He is leaving a wide path of destruction.
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