In 1977 The Beard won the first ever Worlds Strongest Man competition just by showing up. He has since been banned to give the othe countries a shot at the title.
The Beard could walk around completely nude in downtown NYC and nobody would even notice as they'd be in complete awe of the beard...The Beard has come to accept that even his manly prowess takes 2nd fiddle to his beard!
if Tim's beard went to a HS and attached itself to the geekiest kid in the school, he'd instantly start dating the head cheerleader and become the captain of the football team, even though he doesn't play
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