Phew, thank goodness...listen that statement saved your beard hair...if you hadn't of said that you were minutes away from them spontanoeusly combusting...
The Beard once got lost in the North Pole. He found a sleigh with 8 reindeer to guide him home. He was so happy he decided to bestow gifts upon all the children of the world. The rest is history.......
i'll give this a try. i hope no one said something like this
-The Beard is so GREAT that you could replace the filler in super premium cigars with it and it would beat any cigar put up against it.
-Is The Beards name Gillete? Because it's the best a man can get.
i'll give this a try. i hope no one said something like this
-The Beard is so GREAT that you could replace the filler in super premium cigars with it and it would beat any cigar put up against it.
dont kid yourself. That cigar would contain so much Ligero that any mortal man would pass out after 2 puffs from nicotine poisoning, and then suddenly explode from the sheer awesomeness of the stick
i'll give this a try. i hope no one said something like this
-The Beard is so GREAT that you could replace the filler in super premium cigars with it and it would beat any cigar put up against it.
dont kid yourself. That cigar would contain so much Ligero that any mortal man would pass out after 2 puffs from nicotine poisoning, and then suddenly explode from the sheer awesomeness of the stick
The story behind the new Man o War Armada is that it attained sheer awesome status by simply being in the same room as The Beard. An unforeseen consequence was that it can only be made in limited runs as that much awesome existing at one time would send our planet hurtling into the sun...the only survivor would be The Beard, and It would proceed to harness the magnificent power of the sun to power Its TV so It could watch reruns of The Office for all eternity...that's right, The Beard loves The Office, an therefore so we should too. All hail The Beard.
i'll give this a try. i hope no one said something like this
-The Beard is so GREAT that you could replace the filler in super premium cigars with it and it would beat any cigar put up against it.
dont kid yourself. That cigar would contain so much Ligero that any mortal man would pass out after 2 puffs from nicotine poisoning, and then suddenly explode from the sheer awesomeness of the stick
The story behind the new Man o War Armada is that it attained sheer awesome status by simply being in the same room as The Beard. An unforeseen consequence was that it can only be made in limited runs as that much awesome existing at one time would send our planet hurtling into the sun...the only survivor would be The Beard, and It would proceed to harness the magnificent power of the sun to power Its TV so It could watch reruns of The Office for all eternity...that's right, The Beard loves The Office, an therefore so we should too. All hail The Beard.
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The Beard started Barrens Chat 15 years before World of Warcraft went into Alpha Testing
When Tim is ready to smoke a stick, he just rubs it once on his beard. The Beard perfectly cuts, toasts and lights the cigar.
Whether in the sahara desert or underwater, the relative cone of humidity around the Beard is a constant 70%.
Thou shalt not covet The Beard.
dont kid yourself. That cigar would contain so much Ligero that any mortal man would pass out after 2 puffs from nicotine poisoning, and then suddenly explode from the sheer awesomeness of the stick
I bow to you oh disciple of The Beard