Joke - helen keller
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la-henry
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Why did Helen Kellers dog kill itself?
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You would kill yourself also if your name was RRAAAWWWWGGHHHHHH
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helen keller's favorite color?
courdory
im going to hell. -
Chuckle. Say hi to henry when you get there.kuzi16:helen keller's favorite color?
courdory
im going to hell. -
Now that's funny!urbino:
Chuckle. Say hi to henry when you get there.kuzi16:im going to hell. -
So kuzi, are you driving the bus to hell or am I???
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im far to lazy to drive there. you can drive.
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Why didn't helen keller scream when she fell off of the cliff? She was wearing mittens.
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I'f i'm going to hell, it's going to be in a blazing ball of fury!!!
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hmmmm...
why cant helen keller drive?
shes a woman.
neither she nor I are driving said bus to hell. -
I'm perfectly ok with my spot in hell, in fact I have a easy pass for the trip there.
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On the bright side, all my friends will be there too
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And it'll be easy to get a light.
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If there are no cigars in heaven I shalln't go!
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Elizabeth Taylor phrased ist best...
"A person with no vices probably has some pretty annoying virtues" -
what are you talking about? cigars ARE heavenmadurofan:If there are no cigars in heaven I shalln't go! -
Amen, brotherkuzi16:
what are you talking about? cigars ARE heavenmadurofan:If there are no cigars in heaven I shalln't go! -
Hmmm what a pleasent thought, however the counter to that would be hell. So hell must be the lack of cigars OR is it an eternity of plugged cigars?
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Hell passes out Black n' Milds at the door.
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Hey but those are REAL pipe tobacco!Matt Marvel:Hell passes out Black n' Milds at the door. -
Probably a be-atch to keep the humi in balance, though.urbino:And it'll be easy to get a light. -
no water in hell so the humi would never be right!