Joke - helen keller

la-henry

Why did Helen Kellers dog kill itself? . . . . . You would kill yourself also if your name was RRAAAWWWWGGHHHHHH

kuzi16

helen keller's favorite color?

courdory





im going to hell.

urbino

kuzi16:

helen keller's favorite color?

courdory





im going to hell.

Chuckle. Say hi to henry when you get there.

Smoke=Fire

urbino:

kuzi16:

im going to hell.

Chuckle. Say hi to henry when you get there.

Now that's funny!

la-henry

So kuzi, are you driving the bus to hell or am I???

kuzi16

im far to lazy to drive there. you can drive.

la-henry

Why didn't helen keller scream when she fell off of the cliff? She was wearing mittens.

la-henry

I'f i'm going to hell, it's going to be in a blazing ball of fury!!!

kuzi16

hmmmm...
why cant helen keller drive?

shes a woman.


neither she nor I are driving said bus to hell.

madurofan

I'm perfectly ok with my spot in hell, in fact I have a easy pass for the trip there.

Smoke=Fire

On the bright side, all my friends will be there too

urbino

And it'll be easy to get a light.

madurofan

If there are no cigars in heaven I shalln't go!

Smoke=Fire

Elizabeth Taylor phrased ist best...

"A person with no vices probably has some pretty annoying virtues"

kuzi16

madurofan:

If there are no cigars in heaven I shalln't go!

what are you talking about? cigars ARE heaven

Smoke=Fire

kuzi16:

madurofan:

If there are no cigars in heaven I shalln't go!

what are you talking about? cigars ARE heaven

Amen, brother

madurofan

Hmmm what a pleasent thought, however the counter to that would be hell. So hell must be the lack of cigars OR is it an eternity of plugged cigars?

Matt Marvel

Hell passes out Black n' Milds at the door.

madurofan

Matt Marvel:

Hell passes out Black n' Milds at the door.

Hey but those are REAL pipe tobacco!

zoom6zoom

urbino:

And it'll be easy to get a light.

Probably a be-atch to keep the humi in balance, though.

DiasFlak

no water in hell so the humi would never be right!