Chuck Norris Jokes

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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    Chuck Norris once cheated death and made him like it !
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 455
    Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours by simply thinking of pineapples.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,422
    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    Supermans cape is made from an old pair of Chuck Norris' underwear that he threw away ...you could fly to if 'ol Chucks drawers were hangin' on YOUR back ...
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,068
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    Chuck Norris's shadow has two black belts
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14,471
    Krieg:
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
    isnt that the other way around?
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,263
    kuzi16:
    Krieg:
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
    isnt that the other way around?
    If Jack Bauer was gay, he would be Chuck Norris? EDIT: As an example of my incompetence, I had a hard time wording this the other way around and still making it the same
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14,471
    >if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    kuzi16:
    >if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.
    I'll go with that explanation..

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