Chuck Norris Jokes

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  • gmill880
    gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    Chuck Norris once cheated death and made him like it !
  • These Filthy Hands
    These Filthy Hands Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 455
    Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours by simply thinking of pineapples.
  • bbc020
    bbc020 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,422
    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • gmill880
    gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    Supermans cape is made from an old pair of Chuck Norris' underwear that he threw away ...you could fly to if 'ol Chucks drawers were hangin' on YOUR back ...
  • Krieg
    Krieg Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,068
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
  • gmill880
    gmill880 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,947
    Chuck Norris's shadow has two black belts
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14,471
    Krieg:
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
    isnt that the other way around?
  • dutyje
    dutyje Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,263
    kuzi16:
    Krieg:
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
    isnt that the other way around?
    If Jack Bauer was gay, he would be Chuck Norris? EDIT: As an example of my incompetence, I had a hard time wording this the other way around and still making it the same
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14,471
    >if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.
  • kaspera79
    kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    kuzi16:
    >if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.
    I'll go with that explanation..

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