Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris once cheated death and made him like it !
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Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours by simply thinking of pineapples.
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Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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Supermans cape is made from an old pair of Chuck Norris' underwear that he threw away ...you could fly to if 'ol Chucks drawers were hangin' on YOUR back ...
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Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
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Chuck Norris's shadow has two black belts
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isnt that the other way around?Krieg:Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay. -
If Jack Bauer was gay, he would be Chuck Norris? EDIT: As an example of my incompetence, I had a hard time wording this the other way around and still making it the samekuzi16:
isnt that the other way around?Krieg:Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay. -
>if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.
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I'll go with that explanation..kuzi16:>if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.
