I believe in trying to see the best in all people year round. That's kind of why I bomb all year round, just spreading the joy, hopefully. I will make you my favorite cookies, Russian Tea Cakes! Yum
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy all year. I have listened to my wife and done what she said without much complaint. I strongly feel that I should be on the Nice list. I do not want anything for myself this year as I get what I want during the year, but this year I would like for you to use the gifts you were going to bestow to me on some of my good friends. So here it is:
for Curt: a bottomless beer mug so he never has to leave us during v-herf to refill
for Drew: a new modem/router so he can actually have a good time on the v-herf and we can enjoy his company for longer than a few minutes at a time
For Brett: a clone of himself so he can actually stay on v-herf and not have to leave when there is a ring-a-ling-a-ling
for Jim: please send one of your elves to put together his heater, because he his old and it is cold where he is, and we enjoy his company and done want him to get frostbite
for Rob Green: a babysitter so he can spend more time with us herfing, and since I've been extra good this year a heater as well cause new England is cold!
for Peter: a special clock that would allow him enough time for family stuff and friend stuff, without losing time with either!
for Sam: A warm smoking shed with wifi access
for Shane: a minion he can have with him at all times to make take shots with him!
for Brian: an increase in the cigar budget, as well as a warm place to smoke!
here is my list, there are so many more to add but not enough time right now, please accept the requests of my friends in my stead! Thank you Santa, and I Believe!
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