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Santa
Santa Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
Why?
Why all this non belief in the spirit of Christ's Birthday day, Christmas?
Do you even remember what Christmas really represents?
Or has commercialism ruined the spirit of Christmas for you?
Christmas my friends is a time of celebration, we celebrate the Birth of Christ, hence the name.
I remember the way it all started as I am very old you see.
Look around when you drive about in your daily lives and eventually you WILL see the true meaning. There will be a Manger with a little shed built around it and a scene depicting The Birth of Christ.
And yes people do confuse the word "manger" for it truly represents a trough or hollowed out place for the feeding of livestock, not the shelter itself.
Did you know that according to The Scriptures, Christ was actually born in a hollowed out cave in the rocks, tis true, a place for animals to shelter and feed and within this cave a hollowed out manger or trough was the birthplace and resting place of Our Lord.
This my friends is what Christmas really represents!
Merry Christmas to you all.
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  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    What's your addy? Where in the North Pole?
  • Santa
    Santa Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    danielzreyes:
    What's your addy? Where in the North Pole?


    It is more of a different Dimensional State of Matter than a physical place than what you see and feel and as for the North Pole, everybody knows where it lye's.
    Not to be confused with the magnetic North Pole though, for this would be misguiding to you.
  • WaltBasil
    WaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    Could you provide a back azimuth?
  • Santa
    Santa Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    WaltBasil:
    Could you provide a back azimuth?


    Truly I could, but to too access it you would have to be able to rip time itself, a feat mere mortals can not do as you very well know, that is the secrete to my longevity.
    The rules of time itself do not apply and when the restraint's of time no longer apply such as my case, longevity is hence accomplished.

    These questions, however relevant to my longevity, are not what this thread is about.

    Do you remember, or how ever been taught, the TRUE meaning of Christmas?
  • greg2648
    greg2648 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,422
    Santa:
    WaltBasil:
    Could you provide a back azimuth?


    Truly I could, but to too access it you would have to be able to rip time itself, a feat mere mortals can not do as you very well know, that is the secrete to my longevity.
    The rules of time itself do not apply and when the restraint's of time no longer apply such as my case, longevity is hence accomplished.

    These questions, however relevant to my longevity, are not what this thread is about.

    Do you remember, or how ever been taught, the TRUE meaning of Christmas?
    I BELIEVE.....
  • WaltBasil
    WaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    Santa:
    WaltBasil:
    Could you provide a back azimuth?


    Truly I could, but to too access it you would have to be able to rip time itself, a feat mere mortals can not do as you very well know, that is the secrete to my longevity.
    The rules of time itself do not apply and when the restraint's of time no longer apply such as my case, longevity is hence accomplished.

    These questions, however relevant to my longevity, are not what this thread is about.

    Do you remember, or how ever been taught, the TRUE meaning of Christmas?
    I do Believe in you!!! And in JC...
  • Santa
    Santa Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    WaltBasil:
    Santa:
    WaltBasil:
    Could you provide a back azimuth?


    Truly I could, but to too access it you would have to be able to rip time itself, a feat mere mortals can not do as you very well know, that is the secrete to my longevity.
    The rules of time itself do not apply and when the restraint's of time no longer apply such as my case, longevity is hence accomplished.

    These questions, however relevant to my longevity, are not what this thread is about.

    Do you remember, or how ever been taught, the TRUE meaning of Christmas?
    I do Believe in you!!! And in JC...


    Put your belief in Christ, for without Him, Christmas and hence, I, would not exist!

    Merry Christmas to you both!

    You both were already on the good list.

    Keep believing and you will always be happy, even after your walk here on Earth is over, remember this above all else. For this was the meaning of Christ's visit here in the first place, to redeem us all.
    Past, present and future.
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    is this like where all the lost boys needed to believe in peter pan so he could beat rufio and take over as leader?

    I believe in you peter.....er.....I mean santa!
  • Santa
    Santa Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    For now I have to go and return to work in preparation of the Joyous Day soon coming too all the little ones but I will return to answer anymore questions you may have later as I can spare the time.

    Merry Christmas!
  • Santa
    Santa Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    brianetz1:
    is this like where all the lost boys needed to believe in peter pan so he could beat rufio and take over as leader?

    I believe in you peter.....er.....I mean santa!


    Kris Kringle would be the name you are searching for my friend.

    Merry Christmas to you good sir even though you are searching for someone else to label me with!
  • LeftOvers
    LeftOvers Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 152
    I believe santa
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    Santa:
    brianetz1:
    is this like where all the lost boys needed to believe in peter pan so he could beat rufio and take over as leader?

    I believe in you peter.....er.....I mean santa!


    Kris Kringle would be the name you are searching for my friend.

    Merry Christmas to you good sir even though you are searching for someone else to label me with!
    i'm just making a good comparison......everyone has seen Hook right? I mean Hook might be one of the greatest pieces of film ever made......
  • Belsnickel
    Belsnickel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4
    Santa:
    For now I have to go and return to work in preparation of the Joyous Day soon coming too all the little ones but I will return to answer anymore questions you may have later as I can spare the time.

    Merry Christmas!
    I wish you the best of luck on your endeavor. Hopefully, I've scared the little shits enough for you to put them on your nice list. The others? They might get tea bagged. They'll know my by MY alter ego - Ballsnickel.
  • ThreadJacker3000
    ThreadJacker3000 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 171
    Santa:
    WaltBasil:
    Could you provide a back azimuth?


    Truly I could, but to too access it you would have to be able to rip time itself, a feat mere mortals can not do as you very well know, that is the secrete to my longevity.
    The rules of time itself do not apply and when the restraint's of time no longer apply such as my case, longevity is hence accomplished.

    These questions, however relevant to my longevity, are not what this thread is about.

    Do you remember, or how ever been taught, the TRUE meaning of Christmas?
    Absolutely. PRESENTS!!!
  • ThreadJacker3000
    ThreadJacker3000 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 171
    brianetz1:
    Santa:
    brianetz1:
    is this like where all the lost boys needed to believe in peter pan so he could beat rufio and take over as leader?

    I believe in you peter.....er.....I mean santa!


    Kris Kringle would be the name you are searching for my friend.

    Merry Christmas to you good sir even though you are searching for someone else to label me with!
    i'm just making a good comparison......everyone has seen Hook right? I mean Hook might be one of the greatest pieces of film ever made......
    Rufio! Rufio! Ru-fi- _____________
  • curtpick
    curtpick Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,600
    Ho Ho Ho !
    And Christmas Beers to you !
  • thedjfish@comcast.net
    thedjfish@comcast.net Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,533
    greg2648:
    Santa:
    WaltBasil:
    Could you provide a back azimuth?


    Truly I could, but to too access it you would have to be able to rip time itself, a feat mere mortals can not do as you very well know, that is the secrete to my longevity.
    The rules of time itself do not apply and when the restraint's of time no longer apply such as my case, longevity is hence accomplished.

    These questions, however relevant to my longevity, are not what this thread is about.

    Do you remember, or how ever been taught, the TRUE meaning of Christmas?
    I BELIEVE.....
    me tooo!
    where do i send my santa letter to?
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    Santa:
    Why?
    Why all this non belief in the spirit of Christ's Birthday day, Christmas?
    Do you even remember what Christmas really represents?
    Or has commercialism ruined the spirit of Christmas for you?
    Christmas my friends is a time of celebration, we celebrate the Birth of Christ, hence the name.
    I remember the way it all started as I am very old you see.
    Look around when you drive about in your daily lives and eventually you WILL see the true meaning. There will be a Manger with a little shed built around it and a scene depicting The Birth of Christ.
    And yes people do confuse the word "manger" for it truly represents a trough or hollowed out place for the feeding of livestock, not the shelter itself.
    Did you know that according to The Scriptures, Christ was actually born in a hollowed out cave in the rocks, tis true, a place for animals to shelter and feed and within this cave a hollowed out manger or trough was the birthplace and resting place of Our Lord.
    This my friends is what Christmas really represents!
    Merry Christmas to you all.
    Christ is not only the reason for this season, but EVERY season!!!
  • ehehat
    ehehat Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,534
    roland_7707:
    Santa:
    Why?
    Why all this non belief in the spirit of Christ's Birthday day, Christmas?
    Do you even remember what Christmas really represents?
    Or has commercialism ruined the spirit of Christmas for you?
    Christmas my friends is a time of celebration, we celebrate the Birth of Christ, hence the name.
    I remember the way it all started as I am very old you see.
    Look around when you drive about in your daily lives and eventually you WILL see the true meaning. There will be a Manger with a little shed built around it and a scene depicting The Birth of Christ.
    And yes people do confuse the word "manger" for it truly represents a trough or hollowed out place for the feeding of livestock, not the shelter itself.
    Did you know that according to The Scriptures, Christ was actually born in a hollowed out cave in the rocks, tis true, a place for animals to shelter and feed and within this cave a hollowed out manger or trough was the birthplace and resting place of Our Lord.
    This my friends is what Christmas really represents!
    Merry Christmas to you all.
    Christ is not only the reason for this season, but EVERY season!!!
    I approve of this thread. Way to go Santa!
  • Vulchor
    Vulchor Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,176
    Sadly it looks like it'll be a Festivus for the rest of us.
  • dr_frankenstein56
    dr_frankenstein56 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,519
    I'll keep the fires low so you dont scorch yer butt coming down the chimney!

    Also you like nachos and beer rather then cookies and milk right?

    Aj
  • Santa
    Santa Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    Vulchor:
    Sadly it looks like it'll be a Festivus for the rest of us.


    I am truly sorry to hear this, belief brightens our lives with The Promise of The everlasting hereafter.
    You sound just like Frank Costanza on Seinfeld.

    Merry Christmas to you good sir anyway, it does not matter if you Believe for He believes in you!
    As do I!

    Ho ho ho !
  • Santa
    Santa Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    dr_frankenstein56:
    I'll keep the fires low so you dont scorch yer butt coming down the chimney!

    Also you like nachos and beer rather then cookies and milk right?

    Aj


    No alcohol please. But a good cigar and the milk, now that sounds about right for me.

    Merry Christmas!
  • Santa
    Santa Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 39
    thedjfish@comcast.net:
    greg2648:
    Santa:
    WaltBasil:
    Could you provide a back azimuth?


    Truly I could, but to too access it you would have to be able to rip time itself, a feat mere mortals can not do as you very well know, that is the secrete to my longevity.
    The rules of time itself do not apply and when the restraint's of time no longer apply such as my case, longevity is hence accomplished.

    These questions, however relevant to my longevity, are not what this thread is about.

    Do you remember, or how ever been taught, the TRUE meaning of Christmas?
    I BELIEVE.....
    me tooo!
    where do i send my santa letter to?


    If you truly believe then you should remember the address from your childhood.

    Or you could ask your postman. :-)
    All postmen know what you should be able to remember if you think hard enough.
  • New Boots
    New Boots Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    I believe in you Santa...one of your creepy little elf guys has been hanging around the house, scaring the kids. I ? him!
  • WaltBasil
    WaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    dr_frankenstein56:
    I'll keep the fires low so you dont scorch yer butt coming down the chimney!

    Also you like nachos and beer rather then cookies and milk right?

    Aj
    Roasted habeneros brother.... ;-)
  • RBeckom
    RBeckom Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,099
    WaltBasil:
    dr_frankenstein56:
    I'll keep the fires low so you dont scorch yer butt coming down the chimney!

    Also you like nachos and beer rather then cookies and milk right?

    Aj
    Roasted habeneros brother.... ;-)


    In the spirit of Christmas everyone should pick one needy child and give at the very least one present. I know I will. And need it be said that it not be roasted peppers, though I enjoy them myself.
  • WaltBasil
    WaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    Best thing about being a biker at Christmas time... TOY RUNS!
  • thedjfish@comcast.net
    thedjfish@comcast.net Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,533
    well come to think it, i never did get what i asked for
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    You have a pm, santa baby.