I've got two: My boy is 5 and my girl is 3 (going on 16).
I've already heard of a great way to handle my daughter's suitors once she starts dating:
When the young man comes to pick her up, make sure you are cleaning your shotgun in the living room. Invite the young man to sit down and ask him his name. When he tells you, pick up a shotgun shell and write his name on it. Place it on the mantle and say "Have a nice date with my daughter. Don't bring her home late.".
1 son for my wife and I, he's almost 15 months. It's been a crazy 15 months, lots of stress and very little sleep, but love him more than anything. Its crazy how they say your life is changed forever, but you have to experience it firsthand to really appreciate how quickly your priorities change and you realize your child is the single most important thing in your life.
I've got two: My boy is 5 and my girl is 3 (going on 16).
I've already heard of a great way to handle my daughter's suitors once she starts dating:
When the young man comes to pick her up, make sure you are cleaning your shotgun in the living room. Invite the young man to sit down and ask him his name. When he tells you, pick up a shotgun shell and write his name on it. Place it on the mantle and say "Have a nice date with my daughter. Don't bring her home late.".
I've got two: My boy is 5 and my girl is 3 (going on 16).
I've already heard of a great way to handle my daughter's suitors once she starts dating:
When the young man comes to pick her up, make sure you are cleaning your shotgun in the living room. Invite the young man to sit down and ask him his name. When he tells you, pick up a shotgun shell and write his name on it. Place it on the mantle and say "Have a nice date with my daughter. Don't bring her home late.".
That's a good idea......really!
That's some comedians line, anyone know who? Had 2 old timers near retirement tell me that joke in the past year. Funny as heck because if you know me you know i hate white trash isms of the southern variety but that's still funny to picture a father with a cute daughter doing with a shotgun on the porch.
I've got two: My boy is 5 and my girl is 3 (going on 16).
I've already heard of a great way to handle my daughter's suitors once she starts dating:
When the young man comes to pick her up, make sure you are cleaning your shotgun in the living room. Invite the young man to sit down and ask him his name. When he tells you, pick up a shotgun shell and write his name on it. Place it on the mantle and say "Have a nice date with my daughter. Don't bring her home late.".
That's a good idea......really!
That's some comedians line, anyone know who? Had 2 old timers near retirement tell me that joke in the past year. Funny as heck because if you know me you know i hate white trash isms of the southern variety but that's still funny to picture a father with a cute daughter doing with a shotgun on the porch.
I don't know but didn't Rodney Adkins sing a song similar to that? And didn't comedian Bill Engvall make a joke about it?
Here's a picture of my little girl, learning how to stick her head inside plastic bags...a pretty good skill to learn:
LOL! You get father of the year award!
When my son was an infant my brother-in-law and I posed him for pictures holding a beer bottle. The wife LOVED it! ...well, not really
Actually my Father Of The Year Award was for this:
She took off while we were in the middle of checking out and this is where she ran to. She was so frickin' tickled with herself, you can see her huge grin! Sorry for the crappy phone pic...
Three girls here. 6, 3, and 5 months. Not to mention while in high school, my wife won the state championship for speech in DRAMA and all my kids take after her. Needless to say. . . AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the only picture we have of all seven of us. I can't remember if I posted it before but here it is. L to R: Back row: Hannah, RC (Me), Amanda, Hayley Front row: Analeigh, Ryan, and Seren.
Since I know for a fact everyone here is counting impaired. That is a family of seven, with five kids. Oldest two are step daughters, middle one is my first. Youngest two are the twins who's birth I missed when I was 'on vacation'! I love them all. A few issues with the step kids, but that's probably only because they are old enough to have their own opinions. I'm sure I'll get there with the other three sooner or later.
This is the only picture we have of all seven of us. I can't remember if I posted it before but here it is. L to R: Back row: Hannah, RC (Me), Amanda, Hayley Front row: Analeigh, Ryan, and Seren.
Since I know for a fact everyone here is counting impaired. That is a family of seven, with five kids. Oldest two are step daughters, middle one is my first. Youngest two are the twins who's birth I missed when I was 'on vacation'! I love them all. A few issues with the step kids, but that's probably only because they are old enough to have their own opinions. I'm sure I'll get there with the other three sooner or later.
I am definitely one of those parents who love sharing photos of their kids, haha. I have an 18 month old named Elijahheres a photo of him and my wifeheres one of him getting ready to cause troubleand heres him jumping on his new toddler bedthis is just him being rebellious
Here's a picture of my little girl, learning how to stick her head inside plastic bags...a pretty good skill to learn:
LOL! You get father of the year award!
When my son was an infant my brother-in-law and I posed him for pictures holding a beer bottle. The wife LOVED it! ...well, not really
Actually my Father Of The Year Award was for this:
She took off while we were in the middle of checking out and this is where she ran to. She was so frickin' tickled with herself, you can see her huge grin! Sorry for the crappy phone pic...
i can't believe you stopped to take a photo! haha great pic
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I've already heard of a great way to handle my daughter's suitors once she starts dating:
When the young man comes to pick her up, make sure you are cleaning your shotgun in the living room. Invite the young man to sit down and ask him his name. When he tells you, pick up a shotgun shell and write his name on it. Place it on the mantle and say "Have a nice date with my daughter. Don't bring her home late.".
When my son was an infant my brother-in-law and I posed him for pictures holding a beer bottle. The wife LOVED it! ...well, not really
That's some comedians line, anyone know who? Had 2 old timers near retirement tell me that joke in the past year. Funny as heck because if you know me you know i hate white trash isms of the southern variety but that's still funny to picture a father with a cute daughter doing with a shotgun on the porch.
She took off while we were in the middle of checking out and this is where she ran to. She was so frickin' tickled with herself, you can see her huge grin! Sorry for the crappy phone pic...
This is the only picture we have of all seven of us. I can't remember if I posted it before but here it is. L to R: Back row: Hannah, RC (Me), Amanda, Hayley Front row: Analeigh, Ryan, and Seren.
Since I know for a fact everyone here is counting impaired. That is a family of seven, with five kids. Oldest two are step daughters, middle one is my first. Youngest two are the twins who's birth I missed when I was 'on vacation'! I love them all. A few issues with the step kids, but that's probably only because they are old enough to have their own opinions. I'm sure I'll get there with the other three sooner or later.