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amz1301
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amz1301
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amz1301
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Hey, I think I've seen that guy before. LOL, good one.
Yassir Hassan, an ice cream man in suburban Philadelphia was cooling off in a jail cell after cops found boxes of wine and bottles of urine inside his truck during a drunk driving arrest.
In the bust's most chilling detail, one bottle of pee was stashed in the freezer alongside treats that 46-year-old Yassir Hassan handed out to kids, cops said.
Officers stopped Hassan on Friday night after a driver in Middletown Township, Penn., reported seeing his Jack & Jill truck merrily weaving in and out of traffic on a southbound highway.
Cops who made the stop said Hassan looked bleary, while the truck smelled like a giant carton of rum raisin.
During a search of the truck, officers found "several" boxes of wine and at least three water bottles brimming with urine, cops said.
Police also said that there was no place for Hassan to wash his hands, Philly's WPVI television reported.
Officials at the impound lot that towed the truck said Hassan had a legal right to reclaim the truck after he was released, but they hoped he wouldn't be back on the road anytime soon.
Also looks like that costume is a tad warm - his 'pits are wet and he needs a deodorant.
Marty
I can't quite put this into words, but yea, this guy definitely earned his spot here.
All aboard the pony express: A man has been captured on CCTV trying to board a train accompanied by a pony. Shocked staff watched as the man tried to get on the train at Wrexham General station with the white pony in tow. After a conductor refused him entry, the man returned to the ticket booth where he tried to buy two tickets - for himself and the animal. The man tried to travel on Saturday's 1902 BST service to Holyhead on Anglesey with his four-legged companion. The ATW spokeswoman said: "Arriva Trains Wales allows dogs and small animals to travel on board trains. "All animals, except dogs, must be conveyed within a fully enclosed basket or pet carrier with dimensions not exceeding 85 x 60 x 60cm. Meanwhile, it later emerged the man and pony turned up at the accident and emergency unit at Wrexham Maelor Hospital, asking for treatment for the animal from doctor. A health board spokesman added: "He was politely asked to leave the premises by the Security Guard and duly left, taking the pony with him."
Why, gosh, yeah, Mr. Governator, sir. Anybody can plainly see why you'd go after this gorgeous hunk of femininity.... er, uh, I think...
Marty
That is a good possibilty but he broke the cardinal rule. Don't sh*t where you eat.
I want you explain this underlined passage, because where I am from it means very likely, not smaller than the chance of a bowling ball fitting through a garden hose!
Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis believes there will be an increase in criminal activity if the NFL lockout lasts into the regular season. And he’s not talking about crime committed by NFL players.
Lewis told ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio that he thinks there’s a segment of the population that will be at risk of turning to criminal activity if there’s no football to watch on Sundays in the fall.
Lewis said “Do this research if we don’t have a season — watch how much evil, which we call crime, watch how much crime picks up, if you take away our game,” Lewis said. “There’s too many people that live through us, people live through us. Yeah, walk in the streets, the way I walk the streets, and I’m not talking about the people you see all the time.”
Asked to explain why crime would increase without NFL games, Lewis said: “There’s nothing else to do, Sal.”
MAY 23--In another repulsive in-flight episode, a Florida man was arrested last Thursday by the FBI after he allegedly “masturbated to the point of ejaculation” while traveling on a United Airlines flight en route to Colorado, The Smoking Gun has learned.
Kyle Pearce, 25, was busted after United Airlines Flight 340 arrived in Denver from Spokane, Washington, according to an affidavit sworn by FBI Agent Martin Daniel. Pearce, pictured at right, was named in a May 20 misdemeanor criminal complaint charging him with making an “obscene and indecent exposure of his person” on an aircraft.
As detailed by Daniel, an 18-year-old woman told investigators that she was seated in row 18 next to Pearce, who was in an aisle seat. “I sat next to a man on a plane who was masterbating [sic]. I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis,” the teenager recalled in a written statement. She added, “He ejaculated & got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time.”
The woman reported that Pearce was wearing jeans tucked into cowboy boots, introduced himself as Kyle, and said he was connecting on to Orlando, Florida. Pearce’s MySpace page describes him as a junior college student who has been a bull rider for eight years.
A passenger seated directly behind Pearce, 18-year-old Grayson Miller, recalled that, “My friend Zach turned to me and said, ‘That man is masturbating’ and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis and he was.” In his written statement, Miller reported that, “I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom” in the Airbus A319.
During a brief appearance Friday in U.S. District Court in Denver, a magistrate judge ordered Pearce held in custody until a preliminary hearing scheduled for 2:30 this afternoon. Court records do not include the name of Pearce’s attorney.
If convicted of the airborne incident, Pearce faces a maximum of 90 days in jail and a year of supervised release. He can also be fined up to $5000.
LOL
and um, t evan, don't think i missed that little avatar comment you tossed in at the end there. There have been some true champions that wore that logo but all before March 29th 1984. Wait till the season starts, hopefully.
St. Lucie County woman apparently shoots rifle at target in bedroom closet and misses, nails washing machine and floods house instead
Officials are investigating a weekend incident in which a woman apparently fired an AR-15 rifle at a target inside her future ex-husband's master bedroom closet, missing the target and blasting holes in a washing machine. When deputies on Sunday entered the home in the 5700 block of Spanish River Road, they found "a lot of water on the floor covering most of the residence," according to recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office records. The 21-year-old woman said she and her husband are divorcing. She said her 33-year-old spouse called on Saturday, asking whether they could "get together." They had a "good evening," but started arguing on Sunday about reconciling. She said she told her husband she didn't want to get back together because she has a new boyfriend. She said her husband "went crazy" and started shooting indoors. She said he was firing close to her and thought he was trying to scare her. She said blood on her legs came from "the bullets hitting the washing machine and the metal shards hitting her."
The woman, however, said she also was shooting with her husband. Asked to write a sworn statement, she said, "I'll try my best but I'm drunk." Investigators found .223 caliber and .45 caliber cartridge casings in the master bedroom and a wood and metal shooting target in the closet. Bullet holes riddled the washing machine, and bullet exit holes were spotted in the wall across from the washing machine.
A deputy learned they'd been in the bedroom shooting the target in the closet. "They had done this on multiple occasions," a report states, noting both had been drinking. The husband said he was cooking on the grill outside. His wife was inside, and he ran in when he heard shots. "According to (the husband), once inside he observed water all over the floor and learned (his wife) had shot the AR-15 assault rifle, missing the target, going through the wall and striking the washing machine causing the water leak," a report states.
That, he said, is when he started arguing with his wife and told her to get out. He said metal shards struck his wife while she shot the AR-15 alone. It could be argued that firing a rifle within the confines of a bedroom is unwise. One neighbor said he and his wife heard loud music coming from the home, but said that wasn't unusual. He said he heard five to six "'pops that sounded like gun shots in rapid succession,'" but suspected they were fireworks.
About 10 minutes later, the neighbor said, he saw the husband grilling in the driveway. The neighbor noted four to five more shots coming from in the house as the husband grilled. The husband raced inside and deputies soon showed up, apparently after the wife dialed 911. As deputies watched the husband, he said, "About the arguing, she just grabbed the gun from the safe and started shooting and punching holes in the walls. The house then flooded so I went inside to clean it up."
Investigators spoke to a prosecutor and determined no charges would be filed at the time. The husband's three guns were taken from a safe and put into evidence for safekeeping. The wife walked away, saying a ride was going to pick her up. "Both parties were advised to stay away from each other," the report states.
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Marty
Need I say more?