HA HA you guys are all going to hell. LMAO. You won't like it there... your cigars will be VERY DRY !!
Hell's not a dry heat. It's a lake of fire. If anything, we'll have the opposite problem. I live in Memphis, though, so I'll be used to it.
I'm tellin' ya Urbi...you have not experienced TRUE hell 'til you watch your Gurkha HMR (that they give you complimentary on your way thru the gates) turn to complete ash instantly, as you set upon it with a lite. Brother repent your ways before it's too late.
I thought Memphis was where all the COOL people hung out.
There is nothing I like less than going to a party where I don't know anybody. So if you think about it, my Hell is everybody else's Heaven... I bet it pisses them all off that I'm getting to the same place they are, but they had to work so hard, and I just had to be a jackass... but then it wouldn't be Heaven for them any more...
In only a few sentences, I just proved that Heaven and Hell do not exist.
There is nothing I like less than going to a party where I don't know anybody. So if you think about it, my Hell is everybody else's Heaven... I bet it pisses them all off that I'm getting to the same place they are, but they had to work so hard, and I just had to be a jackass... but then it wouldn't be Heaven for them any more...
In only a few sentences, I just proved that Heaven and Hell do not exist.
madurofan:
Damn near in a philosophical argument.
Ya... but he never explained the HMR problem did he? Eh?
Never been gone... Just been harder to post since I've been keeping myself so busy at work lately... At home has been the same ordeal... Been too busy to even smoke... I think it's been like 2 weeks or something... Anyway, maybe I'll have one tonight...
Never been gone... Just been harder to post since I've been keeping myself so busy at work lately... At home has been the same ordeal... Been too busy to even smoke... I think it's been like 2 weeks or something... Anyway, maybe I'll have one tonight...
Well welcome back to posting and hopefully shmoking.
The cigars come from a secret source, an expert roller who does custom blends for select clients. The roller is quite modest and does not speak of his client base or would he want the info to become public. He is renowned for his craft and does not want to be known for the indescretion. I enjoy his cigars and respect his right to privacy, so unless Bill tells you himself, the source will remain private.
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HA HA you guys are all going to hell. LMAO. You won't like it there... your cigars will be VERY DRY !!
I'm tellin' ya Urbi...you have not experienced TRUE hell 'til you watch your Gurkha HMR (that they give you complimentary on your way thru the gates) turn to complete ash instantly, as you set upon it with a lite. Brother repent your ways before it's too late.
I thought Memphis was where all the COOL people hung out.
In only a few sentences, I just proved that Heaven and Hell do not exist.
Ya... but he never explained the HMR problem did he? Eh?
Aaaaaaaaand we've come full circle.
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I bow to your masterful perversion's SIR !
Seriously, I'm sorry... but that was just really funny