Christmas Caption Contest - Winner!!

Chemnitz
Chemnitz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,070
Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    Nice hat dad.
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 14,471
    im not compensating for anything at all
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    That's the only type of brown log hanging from the tree that gets me excited....
    Or...
    You know what they say, Xmas only comes once a year, but My Father comes again and again. Waiiiiiiit a second, nevermind ignore that.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    GET LIT SON! snowman, cigar ...... pretty lights
  • Brianak
    Brianak Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 227
    This bomb is for you!
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,358
    Look at the new release from My Father! Its a 24in ring gauge!
  • LiquidChaos66
    LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    My Father Who art in Humidor,
    Hallowed by thy band.
    When smoking one,
    The pleasure comes.
    In flavor as if in heaven.
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    Does this look like a corn cob pipe to you dumbass?
  • flowbee
    flowbee Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,100
    Yo Rudolph,
    Got a lite????
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    The Shizz even bombed the ornaments for Christmas.
  • Martel
    Martel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,423
    If I could pick my nose, it'd be this over a carrot.
  • jimmyv723
    jimmyv723 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,497
    Who's Your Daddy!
  • smoke em if you got em
    smoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119
    Uhhh I can't remember wrapped or unwrapped for storage!
  • WaltBasil
    WaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    "I've got your Christmas. Right heeyar..."
  • Retircs1
    Retircs1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    HELP MR. BELL!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!
  • Retircs1
    Retircs1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    rsherman24:
    Does this look like a corn cob pipe to you dumbass?
    LOL No it is not please give to the lady in the restroom lol
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    I've got a few more captions that came to mind, can we do several or is there a limit or what?
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,070
    90+ Irishman:
    I've got a few more captions that came to mind, can we do several or is there a limit or what?
    The more the merrier! Many funny ones so far - keep em comin.
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    What the heck how did this get here?! I swear I was simply distracted by the waitress... Those eyes.
  • No_one21
    No_one21 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    Wow these big ring gauges are getting ridiculous!
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Greatttttt now we even have ornaments that say; "Gimmie those long and skinnies!"
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Hey look, even the ornaments on Briantz1's tree wins free swag..... Well time to go home Briantz WON.
  • variant2
    variant2 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 351
    Good to see an OOTL (ornament of the leaf) hang around and enjoy a cigar.
  • jimmyv723
    jimmyv723 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,497
    And the Gift Card on the box said, "To Sno... From Ro"
  • Stubble
    Stubble Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,305
    Cue Tony Montana..."Say hello to my little friend".
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    This is my father...I might be adopted
  • MorganGeo
    MorganGeo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,606
    'You think I could get a smaller ring gauge? Anybody? Come on...anybody?'
  • phishstyx
    phishstyx Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 90
    "Oh no, you don't. If you want something, take the tie, unless you think I need it."
  • First Warrior
    First Warrior Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 707
    Ah, soft flame or torch?
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    Merry Christmas!!! From Juinn's camera.