Christmas Caption Contest - Winner!!

youngryan216 · December 2014

I usually only smoke "Cube"ans.

variant2 · December 2014

"I bet you can't help but notice that I'm well hung."

jsnake · December 2014

Santa never knew who pick pocketed his favorite cigar that cold winter night.

KevinFitts · December 2014

Chemnitz:
Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!

Damn Genie!!! When I asked for a lite, I didn't mean the kind hanging from this tree ??

benhanks · December 2014

Christmas makes me VERY happy!!

Big''nBall''n · December 2014

Chemnitz:
Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!

Now i just need a cherry picker and a torch with a heat sheild! boom Ball'n!!!! Puff you a merry Christmas!

Puff_Dougie · December 2014

It's Light-Up Night!!

onestrangeone · December 2014

I think can, I think I can!
Little help please!
Just do it!
There's no such thing as to much

Puff_Dougie · December 2014

Button nose? ... check.
Two eyes made out of coal? ... check.
Corn cob pipe? ... screw that... Come to Papa!!

twistedstem · December 2014

Chemnitz:
Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!

Frosty?whos frosty call me Smokey!!

Bigshizza · December 2014

It would help if I had F'n fingers....

curtpick · December 2014

Once you go black, you never go back....

avengethis · December 2014

This isnt what I expected when I was asked if I had seen "My Father"

jsnake · December 2014

Do you know what the difference is between a Lamborghini and a boner? .......

I don't have a Lamborghini right now!

twistedstem · December 2014

jsnake:
Do you know what the difference is between a Lamborghini and a boner? .......

I don't have a Lamborghini right now!

that's funny there

christian1971 · December 2014

I love smoking Ms. Clause tampons.

smoke em if you got em · December 2014

No way this is My Father!

Glock1975 · December 2014

smoke em if you got em:
No way this is My Father!

Really!!!

Chemnitz · December 2014

Chemnitz:
Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!

Thank you guys!
I appreciate all the smiles you have given my wife and I over the past few days. But the caption that had me literally laughing out loud, was the one that made me picture an Al Pacino 'Scarface' snowman blasting away!

Stubble:
Cue Tony Montana..."Say hello to my little friend".

Steve, I've got your addy (unless you've moved in the last seven months). I'll try to brave the post office today, but sorry if your prize does not make it before Christmas.

...and thanks for playing everyone!