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LiquidChaos66
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I'm watching "Hook" with my daughter today... Captn. Hook was smoking 2 cigars at the same time with this cool silver thing. It had a singular mouth piece that joined up to a "U" shaped silver piece that holds 2 cigars. It was awesome! Any one know of any cool cigar smoking accessories that aren't common?
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HERF DOG
Extremely Limited Edition
One of a Kind
Uber-premium
Not for sale
Features include:
Bark/growl mode --- Alerts and scares off any nearby "strangers" who might be interested in stealing your cigar or beverage.
Stalk/chase mode --- Used to keep away squirrels, cats, and other pests that may try to steal your cigar, or any snacks you have with your cigar.
Chomp/eat mode --- Good for keeping away bumblebees & prevents you from getting stung (she eats the bumblebees, it's weird).
Also can get an add-on "cleaning" mode where she will pick up/eat any food dropped on the ground so you don't have to sweep up after yourself.
Sleep mode (most frequently used) --- Puts above modes into "standby" in case they need to be quickly reactivated, and HERF Dog will fall asleep nearby leaving you to enjoy some peace & quiet and your cigar
(Optional add-on) Keep-wife-company mode --- Can be used when wife wants to do something other than just sitting on the porch and relaxing with a cigar. This mode is best used when the wife wants to watch one of her tv shows (i.e. real housewives), or if she wants to go on a walk and you just want to sit on your a$$ and not move.
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Everybody needs one of these:
It's a device used to perform tobacco smoke enemas. You can google it if you like..... :-) -
Seriously? I've heard of pissing miracles and sh*tting wonders, but farting smoke rings, hmmm
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jgibv:HERF DOG
Extremely Limited Edition
One of a Kind
Uber-premium
Not for sale
Features include:
Bark/growl mode --- Alerts and scares off any nearby "strangers" who might be interested in stealing your cigar or beverage.
Stalk/chase mode --- Used to keep away squirrels, cats, and other pests that may try to steal your cigar, or any snacks you have with your cigar.
Chomp/eat mode --- Good for keeping away bumblebees & prevents you from getting stung (she eats the bumblebees, it's weird).
Also can get an add-on "cleaning" mode where she will pick up/eat any food dropped on the ground so you don't have to sweep up after yourself.
Sleep mode (most frequently used) --- Puts above modes into "standby" in case they need to be quickly reactivated, and HERF Dog will fall asleep nearby leaving you to enjoy some peace & quiet and your cigar
(Optional add-on) Keep-wife-company mode --- Can be used when wife wants to do something other than just sitting on the porch and relaxing with a cigar. This mode is best used when the wife wants to watch one of her tv shows (i.e. real housewives), or if she wants to go on a walk and you just want to sit on your a$$ and not move.
I LOVE IT!!!!!! I want a herf dog.
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jlmarta:Everybody needs one of these:
It's a device used to perform tobacco smoke enemas. You can google it if you like..... :-)
I hoped you were joking... i am saddened now that i know its true. -
Whhhhaat? Nobodys ever "Blown Smoke Up Your ***"? LMAOLiquidChaos66:jlmarta:Everybody needs one of these:
It's a device used to perform tobacco smoke enemas. You can google it if you like..... :-)
I hoped you were joking... i am saddened now that i know its true.
Aj -
I have one of these. .... check him out in actionjgibv:HERF DOG
Extremely Limited Edition
One of a Kind
Uber-premium
Not for sale
Features include:
Bark/growl mode --- Alerts and scares off any nearby "strangers" who might be interested in stealing your cigar or beverage.
Stalk/chase mode --- Used to keep away squirrels, cats, and other pests that may try to steal your cigar, or any snacks you have with your cigar.
Chomp/eat mode --- Good for keeping away bumblebees & prevents you from getting stung (she eats the bumblebees, it's weird).
Also can get an add-on "cleaning" mode where she will pick up/eat any food dropped on the ground so you don't have to sweep up after yourself.
Sleep mode (most frequently used) --- Puts above modes into "standby" in case they need to be quickly reactivated, and HERF Dog will fall asleep nearby leaving you to enjoy some peace & quiet and your cigar
(Optional add-on) Keep-wife-company mode --- Can be used when wife wants to do something other than just sitting on the porch and relaxing with a cigar. This mode is best used when the wife wants to watch one of her tv shows (i.e. real housewives), or if she wants to go on a walk and you just want to sit on your a$$ and not move.
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Nice d-Rey. Is yours an LE, rare, HTF model too?danielzreyes:
I have one of these. .... check him out in actionjgibv:HERF DOG
Extremely Limited Edition
One of a Kind
Uber-premium
Not for sale
Features include:
Bark/growl mode --- Alerts and scares off any nearby "strangers" who might be interested in stealing your cigar or beverage.
Stalk/chase mode --- Used to keep away squirrels, cats, and other pests that may try to steal your cigar, or any snacks you have with your cigar.
Chomp/eat mode --- Good for keeping away bumblebees & prevents you from getting stung (she eats the bumblebees, it's weird).
Also can get an add-on "cleaning" mode where she will pick up/eat any food dropped on the ground so you don't have to sweep up after yourself.
Sleep mode (most frequently used) --- Puts above modes into "standby" in case they need to be quickly reactivated, and HERF Dog will fall asleep nearby leaving you to enjoy some peace & quiet and your cigar
(Optional add-on) Keep-wife-company mode --- Can be used when wife wants to do something other than just sitting on the porch and relaxing with a cigar. This mode is best used when the wife wants to watch one of her tv shows (i.e. real housewives), or if she wants to go on a walk and you just want to sit on your a$$ and not move. -
Very LE. There's only 3 others that exist. I got the last one
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Sweet :-) :-)danielzreyes:Very LE. There's only 3 others that exist. I got the last one -
Andrew Dzikoski BlogAdministrator, Everyone, ForumsAdministrator, Moderator, Owners, Registered Users, Trusted Users Posts: 338
What Breed is she? Looks just like my pitbull and sounds to be the exact same even loves to eat beesjgibv:HERF DOG
Extremely Limited Edition
One of a Kind
Uber-premium
Not for sale
Features include:
Bark/growl mode --- Alerts and scares off any nearby "strangers" who might be interested in stealing your cigar or beverage.
Stalk/chase mode --- Used to keep away squirrels, cats, and other pests that may try to steal your cigar, or any snacks you have with your cigar.
Chomp/eat mode --- Good for keeping away bumblebees & prevents you from getting stung (she eats the bumblebees, it's weird).
Also can get an add-on "cleaning" mode where she will pick up/eat any food dropped on the ground so you don't have to sweep up after yourself.
Sleep mode (most frequently used) --- Puts above modes into "standby" in case they need to be quickly reactivated, and HERF Dog will fall asleep nearby leaving you to enjoy some peace & quiet and your cigar
(Optional add-on) Keep-wife-company mode --- Can be used when wife wants to do something other than just sitting on the porch and relaxing with a cigar. This mode is best used when the wife wants to watch one of her tv shows (i.e. real housewives), or if she wants to go on a walk and you just want to sit on your a$$ and not move. -
Not entirely sure, she's a rescue.Andrew Dzikoski:What Breed is she? Looks just like my pitbull and sounds to be the exact same even loves to eat bees
The place we got her from when she was a pup listed her as "lab mix" ....
Wife and I definitely think she has some pit in her.....
We get a different answer depending on which vet we ask though --- lab, pit, doberman, weimaraner, etc. Your guess is as good as ours.
She's right at 80 lbs, all muscle though.
