Cool smoking accessories...

LiquidChaos66

I'm watching "Hook" with my daughter today... Captn. Hook was smoking 2 cigars at the same time with this cool silver thing. It had a singular mouth piece that joined up to a "U" shaped silver piece that holds 2 cigars. It was awesome! Any one know of any cool cigar smoking accessories that aren't common?

jgibv

HERF DOG


Extremely Limited Edition
One of a Kind
Uber-premium
Not for sale


Features include:

Bark/growl mode --- Alerts and scares off any nearby "strangers" who might be interested in stealing your cigar or beverage.

Stalk/chase mode --- Used to keep away squirrels, cats, and other pests that may try to steal your cigar, or any snacks you have with your cigar.

Chomp/eat mode --- Good for keeping away bumblebees & prevents you from getting stung (she eats the bumblebees, it's weird).
Also can get an add-on "cleaning" mode where she will pick up/eat any food dropped on the ground so you don't have to sweep up after yourself.

Sleep mode (most frequently used) --- Puts above modes into "standby" in case they need to be quickly reactivated, and HERF Dog will fall asleep nearby leaving you to enjoy some peace & quiet and your cigar

(Optional add-on) Keep-wife-company mode --- Can be used when wife wants to do something other than just sitting on the porch and relaxing with a cigar. This mode is best used when the wife wants to watch one of her tv shows (i.e. real housewives), or if she wants to go on a walk and you just want to sit on your a$$ and not move.

jlmarta

Everybody needs one of these:



It's a device used to perform tobacco smoke enemas. You can google it if you like..... :-)

The3Stogies

Seriously? I've heard of pissing miracles and sh*tting wonders, but farting smoke rings, hmmm

LiquidChaos66

jgibv:

HERF DOG


Extremely Limited Edition
One of a Kind
Uber-premium
Not for sale


Features include:

Bark/growl mode --- Alerts and scares off any nearby "strangers" who might be interested in stealing your cigar or beverage.

Stalk/chase mode --- Used to keep away squirrels, cats, and other pests that may try to steal your cigar, or any snacks you have with your cigar.

Chomp/eat mode --- Good for keeping away bumblebees & prevents you from getting stung (she eats the bumblebees, it's weird).
Also can get an add-on "cleaning" mode where she will pick up/eat any food dropped on the ground so you don't have to sweep up after yourself.

Sleep mode (most frequently used) --- Puts above modes into "standby" in case they need to be quickly reactivated, and HERF Dog will fall asleep nearby leaving you to enjoy some peace & quiet and your cigar

(Optional add-on) Keep-wife-company mode --- Can be used when wife wants to do something other than just sitting on the porch and relaxing with a cigar. This mode is best used when the wife wants to watch one of her tv shows (i.e. real housewives), or if she wants to go on a walk and you just want to sit on your a$$ and not move.

I LOVE IT!!!!!! I want a herf dog.

LiquidChaos66

jlmarta:

Everybody needs one of these:



It's a device used to perform tobacco smoke enemas. You can google it if you like..... :-)

I hoped you were joking... i am saddened now that i know its true.

dr_frankenstein56

LiquidChaos66:

jlmarta:

Everybody needs one of these:



It's a device used to perform tobacco smoke enemas. You can google it if you like..... :-)

I hoped you were joking... i am saddened now that i know its true.

Whhhhaat? Nobodys ever "Blown Smoke Up Your ***"? LMAO

Aj

danielzreyes

jgibv:

HERF DOG


Extremely Limited Edition
One of a Kind
Uber-premium
Not for sale


Features include:

Bark/growl mode --- Alerts and scares off any nearby "strangers" who might be interested in stealing your cigar or beverage.

Stalk/chase mode --- Used to keep away squirrels, cats, and other pests that may try to steal your cigar, or any snacks you have with your cigar.

Chomp/eat mode --- Good for keeping away bumblebees & prevents you from getting stung (she eats the bumblebees, it's weird).
Also can get an add-on "cleaning" mode where she will pick up/eat any food dropped on the ground so you don't have to sweep up after yourself.

Sleep mode (most frequently used) --- Puts above modes into "standby" in case they need to be quickly reactivated, and HERF Dog will fall asleep nearby leaving you to enjoy some peace & quiet and your cigar

(Optional add-on) Keep-wife-company mode --- Can be used when wife wants to do something other than just sitting on the porch and relaxing with a cigar. This mode is best used when the wife wants to watch one of her tv shows (i.e. real housewives), or if she wants to go on a walk and you just want to sit on your a$$ and not move.

I have one of these. .... check him out in action

jgibv

danielzreyes:

jgibv:

HERF DOG


Extremely Limited Edition
One of a Kind
Uber-premium
Not for sale


Features include:

Bark/growl mode --- Alerts and scares off any nearby "strangers" who might be interested in stealing your cigar or beverage.

Stalk/chase mode --- Used to keep away squirrels, cats, and other pests that may try to steal your cigar, or any snacks you have with your cigar.

Chomp/eat mode --- Good for keeping away bumblebees & prevents you from getting stung (she eats the bumblebees, it's weird).
Also can get an add-on "cleaning" mode where she will pick up/eat any food dropped on the ground so you don't have to sweep up after yourself.

Sleep mode (most frequently used) --- Puts above modes into "standby" in case they need to be quickly reactivated, and HERF Dog will fall asleep nearby leaving you to enjoy some peace & quiet and your cigar

(Optional add-on) Keep-wife-company mode --- Can be used when wife wants to do something other than just sitting on the porch and relaxing with a cigar. This mode is best used when the wife wants to watch one of her tv shows (i.e. real housewives), or if she wants to go on a walk and you just want to sit on your a$$ and not move.

I have one of these. .... check him out in action

Nice d-Rey. Is yours an LE, rare, HTF model too?

danielzreyes

Very LE. There's only 3 others that exist. I got the last one

jgibv

danielzreyes:

Very LE. There's only 3 others that exist. I got the last one

Sweet :-) :-)

Andrew Dzikoski

jgibv:

HERF DOG


Extremely Limited Edition
One of a Kind
Uber-premium
Not for sale


Features include:

Bark/growl mode --- Alerts and scares off any nearby "strangers" who might be interested in stealing your cigar or beverage.

Stalk/chase mode --- Used to keep away squirrels, cats, and other pests that may try to steal your cigar, or any snacks you have with your cigar.

Chomp/eat mode --- Good for keeping away bumblebees & prevents you from getting stung (she eats the bumblebees, it's weird).
Also can get an add-on "cleaning" mode where she will pick up/eat any food dropped on the ground so you don't have to sweep up after yourself.

Sleep mode (most frequently used) --- Puts above modes into "standby" in case they need to be quickly reactivated, and HERF Dog will fall asleep nearby leaving you to enjoy some peace & quiet and your cigar

(Optional add-on) Keep-wife-company mode --- Can be used when wife wants to do something other than just sitting on the porch and relaxing with a cigar. This mode is best used when the wife wants to watch one of her tv shows (i.e. real housewives), or if she wants to go on a walk and you just want to sit on your a$$ and not move.

What Breed is she? Looks just like my pitbull and sounds to be the exact same even loves to eat bees

jgibv

Andrew Dzikoski:

What Breed is she? Looks just like my pitbull and sounds to be the exact same even loves to eat bees

Not entirely sure, she's a rescue.
The place we got her from when she was a pup listed her as "lab mix" ....

Wife and I definitely think she has some pit in her.....
We get a different answer depending on which vet we ask though --- lab, pit, doberman, weimaraner, etc. Your guess is as good as ours.
She's right at 80 lbs, all muscle though.