You wish your wife was as awesome as mine...
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Martel
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My wife NEVER buys me flowers!
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A helpful hint to other husbands......don't show your wife this and tell her that you are mad that she doesn't ever get you flowers......that doesn't go over that well
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Very nice! I got something similar for St. Valentine's Day. Enjoy!
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Very nice Eric!! That's an awesome idea cause the dead leaves actually get put to good use!
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brianetz1:A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate
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I do wish my wife was awesome like yours!!
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That's what I readddubridge:brianetz1:A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate -
You have a wife AND a girlfriend U da' man!Thanatos0320:I hope my wife/gf someday will do that for me! -
That's too cool! Congrats on the gifts AND the wife!
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And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.
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Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)perkinke:And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones. -
Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.Puff_Dougie:
Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)perkinke:And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones. -
ROFL!!!!perkinke:
Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.Puff_Dougie:
Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)perkinke:And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones. -
Don't listen to this man.....he isn't even married yet!ddubridge:brianetz1:A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate -
subtle. right. that's what the kids are calling "perv" these days.Puff_Dougie:
ROFL!!!!perkinke:
Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.Puff_Dougie:
Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)perkinke:And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.
Now, I'm lighting one of these flowers up and giving it some liquid fertilizer, too. Anyone want to vherf? -
Oh sure, so now it's MY fault the organizers don't give us pants to go with the horns. When Fred and Barney roll around in horns and no pants it's "An iconic piece of American culture" but when I do it it's "indecent exposure"Martel:
subtle. right. that's what the kids are calling "perv" these days.Puff_Dougie:
ROFL!!!!perkinke:
Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.Puff_Dougie:
Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)perkinke:And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.
Now, I'm lighting one of these flowers up and giving it some liquid fertilizer, too. Anyone want to vherf?
but in all seriousness, that is a pretty amazing gift, you're a lucky man. -
Cool! But my wife is as awesome as yours. I mean she lives in the future... How awesome is that?
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Quit talking about yourself like that. You've been married for years.brianetz1:
Don't listen to this man.....he isn't even married yet!ddubridge:brianetz1:A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate -
I hope she is reading this right now.... secret lurker! Hint Hint Hint!
Aj -
perkinke:
Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.Puff_Dougie:
Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)perkinke:And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.
Yes, your wife is one of the elite. You will cherish her being for a eternity. Congrats brother!
And for those two brothers I just quoted, very funny. Lol!
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Very nice indeed brother,my lovely wife has on occasion purchased me cigars or accessories for special occasions.it is nice when you can share a hobby(addiction?) With a loved one!!!!
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Epic gift, I'd take it over a bj any day.
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This almost made me have a spit take with my coffee.blutattoo:Epic gift, I'd take it over a bj any day.
Wait, should I not say spit take considering the subject of your post?
It was epic. She had trouble with the guy at the liquor store. She got pretty run of the mill stuff; although I'm okay with the Jameson and Glenlivet. I'm not nearly into spirits the way I am into cigars, and I DO NOT want to start down that road. I spend too much money as-is on tasty treasures like cigars, food, and what alcohol I do buy. -
blutattoo:Epic gift, I'd take it over a bj any day.
Couldnt have said it better! Im with you 100%
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Oh yeah! She's awesome. Such a great idea. Happy Birthday.
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She is! Carrot cake in a bundt pan so as not to damage the sticks!Bob Luken:Oh yeah! She's awesome. Such a great idea. Happy Birthday. -
Very nice Eric ! Give her a kiss from me and Curt!