You wish your wife was as awesome as mine...

Martel

She got me two bouquets of "flowers" today...Kelly G was her accomplice.





And the two together along with some loose "stems"...

New Boots

My wife NEVER buys me flowers!

brianetz1

A helpful hint to other husbands......don't show your wife this and tell her that you are mad that she doesn't ever get you flowers......that doesn't go over that well

Echambers

Very nice! I got something similar for St. Valentine's Day. Enjoy!

Bigshizza

Very nice Eric!! That's an awesome idea cause the dead leaves actually get put to good use!

Puff_Dougie

brianetz1:

A helpful hint to other husbands......don't show your wife this and tell her that you are mad that she doesn't ever get you flowers......that doesn't go over that well

Thanatos0320

Wow your wife is awesome. I hope my wife/gf someday will do that for me! your post gave me a new idea for a meme

My wife got me some cigars as a surprise

ddubridge

brianetz1:

A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate

flowbee

I do wish my wife was awesome like yours!!

New Boots

ddubridge:

brianetz1:

A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate

That's what I read

Echambers

Thanatos0320:

I hope my wife/gf someday will do that for me!

You have a wife AND a girlfriend U da' man!

Stubble

That's too cool! Congrats on the gifts AND the wife!

perkinke

And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.

Puff_Dougie

perkinke:

And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.

Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)

perkinke

Puff_Dougie:

perkinke:

And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.

Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)

Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.

Puff_Dougie

perkinke:

Puff_Dougie:

perkinke:

And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.

Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)

Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.

ROFL!!!!

brianetz1

ddubridge:

brianetz1:

A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate

Don't listen to this man.....he isn't even married yet!

Martel

Puff_Dougie:

perkinke:

Puff_Dougie:

perkinke:

And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.

Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)

Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.

ROFL!!!!

subtle. right. that's what the kids are calling "perv" these days.

Now, I'm lighting one of these flowers up and giving it some liquid fertilizer, too. Anyone want to vherf?

perkinke

Martel:

Puff_Dougie:

perkinke:

Puff_Dougie:

perkinke:

And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.

Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)

Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.

ROFL!!!!

subtle. right. that's what the kids are calling "perv" these days.

Now, I'm lighting one of these flowers up and giving it some liquid fertilizer, too. Anyone want to vherf?

Oh sure, so now it's MY fault the organizers don't give us pants to go with the horns. When Fred and Barney roll around in horns and no pants it's "An iconic piece of American culture" but when I do it it's "indecent exposure"

but in all seriousness, that is a pretty amazing gift, you're a lucky man.

No_one21

Cool! But my wife is as awesome as yours. I mean she lives in the future... How awesome is that?

ddubridge

brianetz1:

ddubridge:

brianetz1:

A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate

Don't listen to this man.....he isn't even married yet!

Quit talking about yourself like that. You've been married for years.

dr_frankenstein56

I hope she is reading this right now.... secret lurker! Hint Hint Hint!

Aj

RCY Cigars

perkinke:

Puff_Dougie:

perkinke:

And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones.

Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)

Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.

Yes, your wife is one of the elite. You will cherish her being for a eternity. Congrats brother!

And for those two brothers I just quoted, very funny. Lol!

twistedstem

Very nice indeed brother,my lovely wife has on occasion purchased me cigars or accessories for special occasions.it is nice when you can share a hobby(addiction?) With a loved one!!!!

blutattoo

Epic gift, I'd take it over a bj any day.

Martel

blutattoo:

Epic gift, I'd take it over a bj any day.

This almost made me have a spit take with my coffee.

Wait, should I not say spit take considering the subject of your post?

It was epic. She had trouble with the guy at the liquor store. She got pretty run of the mill stuff; although I'm okay with the Jameson and Glenlivet. I'm not nearly into spirits the way I am into cigars, and I DO NOT want to start down that road. I spend too much money as-is on tasty treasures like cigars, food, and what alcohol I do buy.

dr_frankenstein56

blutattoo:

Epic gift, I'd take it over a bj any day.

Couldnt have said it better! Im with you 100%

Aj

Martel

Check out these candles...





Looks like Photobucket mangled that last one. All candles came from a march madness email deal she bought me...it came from The Beard. All hail.

Bob Luken

Oh yeah! She's awesome. Such a great idea. Happy Birthday.

Martel

Bob Luken:

Oh yeah! She's awesome. Such a great idea. Happy Birthday.

She is! Carrot cake in a bundt pan so as not to damage the sticks!

Bigshizza

Very nice Eric ! Give her a kiss from me and Curt!