Animal Attractant?

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Bob Luken
Bob Luken Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,664
You ever had close encounters with wild animals while outdoors smoking? I seem to attract squirrels and just now I had a sparrow try and land on my ear. I had a quick "freak out" over that one. Hope nobody saw that.

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  • ddubridge
    ddubridge Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,949
  • Bob Luken
    Bob Luken Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,664
    ddubridge:
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    Is that CeeLo Green?
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    Bob Luken:
    You ever had close encounters with wild animals while outdoors smoking? I seem to attract squirrels and just now I had a sparrow try and land on my ear. I had a quick "freak out" over that one. Hope nobody saw that.
    What kind of sticks are you smoking out there? Only thing I attract is the dog, and this time of year he won't even come outside.
  • MorganGeo
    MorganGeo Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,606
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    This guy has a similar problem, Bob...

  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    Bob Luken:
    You ever had close encounters with wild animals while outdoors smoking? I seem to attract squirrels and just now I had a sparrow try and land on my ear. I had a quick "freak out" over that one. Hope nobody saw that.
    Do you sit *fairly* still when you smoke outdoors? The animals probably don't even realize you're there.

    I've had birds land right next to me and squirrels walk across the deck in front of me (close enough that I could kick them) when smoking before....it's like they don't even notice I'm there.
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    my cat basically tries to make out with me after i smoke a cigar. Cigar residue must be VERY similar to what catnip is because its the same way with him and catnip.

    he licks the *** out of my beard and tries to lick my mustache.....licks my fingers off and everything.

  • dennisking
    dennisking Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,681
    brianetz1:
    my cat basically tries to make out with me after i smoke a cigar. Cigar residue must be VERY similar to what catnip is because its the same way with him and catnip.

    he licks the *** out of my beard and tries to lick my mustache.....licks my fingers off and everything.

    You ever blow the smoke and ash on your crotch and let the cat go for it?
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    What, is that weird to you guys. Don't judge.....
  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    It's called bestiality. No thanks.
  • kaspera79
    kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    I don't see hummingbirds in my yard very often, but three times last summer, while I was smoking a cigar, a hummingbird hovered around my head as I sat very still. Then my dogs saw it and chased it away.
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    dennisking:
    brianetz1:
    my cat basically tries to make out with me after i smoke a cigar. Cigar residue must be VERY similar to what catnip is because its the same way with him and catnip.

    he licks the *** out of my beard and tries to lick my mustache.....licks my fingers off and everything.

    You ever blow the smoke and ash on your crotch and let the cat go for it?
    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

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    ...

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    What, is that weird to you guys. Don't judge.....


    Rain:
    It's called bestiality. No thanks.


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