Animal Attractant?

Bob Luken

You ever had close encounters with wild animals while outdoors smoking? I seem to attract squirrels and just now I had a sparrow try and land on my ear. I had a quick "freak out" over that one. Hope nobody saw that.

ddubridge

Bob Luken

ddubridge:

Is that CeeLo Green?

rsherman24

Bob Luken:

You ever had close encounters with wild animals while outdoors smoking? I seem to attract squirrels and just now I had a sparrow try and land on my ear. I had a quick "freak out" over that one. Hope nobody saw that.

What kind of sticks are you smoking out there? Only thing I attract is the dog, and this time of year he won't even come outside.

MorganGeo

Puff_Dougie

This guy has a similar problem, Bob...

jgibv

Bob Luken:

You ever had close encounters with wild animals while outdoors smoking? I seem to attract squirrels and just now I had a sparrow try and land on my ear. I had a quick "freak out" over that one. Hope nobody saw that.

Do you sit *fairly* still when you smoke outdoors? The animals probably don't even realize you're there.

I've had birds land right next to me and squirrels walk across the deck in front of me (close enough that I could kick them) when smoking before....it's like they don't even notice I'm there.

brianetz1

my cat basically tries to make out with me after i smoke a cigar. Cigar residue must be VERY similar to what catnip is because its the same way with him and catnip.

he licks the *** out of my beard and tries to lick my mustache.....licks my fingers off and everything.

dennisking

brianetz1:

my cat basically tries to make out with me after i smoke a cigar. Cigar residue must be VERY similar to what catnip is because its the same way with him and catnip.

he licks the *** out of my beard and tries to lick my mustache.....licks my fingers off and everything.

You ever blow the smoke and ash on your crotch and let the cat go for it?
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What, is that weird to you guys. Don't judge.....

Rain

It's called bestiality. No thanks.

kaspera79

I don't see hummingbirds in my yard very often, but three times last summer, while I was smoking a cigar, a hummingbird hovered around my head as I sat very still. Then my dogs saw it and chased it away.

brianetz1

dennisking:

brianetz1:

my cat basically tries to make out with me after i smoke a cigar. Cigar residue must be VERY similar to what catnip is because its the same way with him and catnip.

he licks the *** out of my beard and tries to lick my mustache.....licks my fingers off and everything.

You ever blow the smoke and ash on your crotch and let the cat go for it?
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What, is that weird to you guys. Don't judge.....

Rain:

It's called bestiality. No thanks.