fortune cookie

twistedstem
twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
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went out to dinner last night with the wife and kids.went to a new chinese buffet food was good.got myself dome pudding for dessert but couldnt quite guess the flavour.my oldest son joked it wasnt pudding was mayonaisse.we all laughed then i got my fortune cookie we all luaghed a little harder. pudding? 2 photo Photo0340_zpsc622b16a.jpg photo IMG_0128_zps62a61c7a.jpg

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  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    That's funny but also a little scary...you feel alright?
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,064
    always add "in bed" to your fortune cookies...makes them soooooo much better.
  • taythegibs
    taythegibs Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,024
    one of my coworkers at Disney had his ankle destroyed in a soccer game over the weekend (just came out of surgery from it actually...) and then the next day he got one that said "When both feet are planted Firmly, nothing can shake you" lol, i think that they somehow purposely mock you!
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,358
    My favorite is one that says, "Help! I'm trapped in a chinese cookie factory!"

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