fortune cookie

twistedstem

went out to dinner last night with the wife and kids.went to a new chinese buffet food was good.got myself dome pudding for dessert but couldnt quite guess the flavour.my oldest son joked it wasnt pudding was mayonaisse.we all laughed then i got my fortune cookie we all luaghed a little harder.

Bigshizza

That's funny but also a little scary...you feel alright?

deejmemixx

always add "in bed" to your fortune cookies...makes them soooooo much better.

taythegibs

one of my coworkers at Disney had his ankle destroyed in a soccer game over the weekend (just came out of surgery from it actually...) and then the next day he got one that said "When both feet are planted Firmly, nothing can shake you" lol, i think that they somehow purposely mock you!

mmccartneydc

My favorite is one that says, "Help! I'm trapped in a chinese cookie factory!"