Sticks that taste like goats ass

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  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Steve2010:
    I would say the Gurkha Crest, but I already described it as being a cross between the smell of dead bodies and South Korean rice paddies, with a metallic aftertaste like biting into a piece of foil.
    I got that crap foil taste from a cohiba xv...it also gave me that nasty tingle down my jaw. Never again will I smoke one of them!!
  • jthanatos
    jthanatos Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,563
    Lee.mcglynn:
    Steve2010:
    I would say the Gurkha Crest, but I already described it as being a cross between the smell of dead bodies and South Korean rice paddies, with a metallic aftertaste like biting into a piece of foil.
    I got that crap foil taste from a cohiba xv...it also gave me that nasty tingle down my jaw. Never again will I smoke one of them!!
    That surprises me. The couple XVs I have had were rather tasty, burn issues aside. Maybe I was just lucky. The only 'goat ass' cigar I have had was a house blend from a place no longer in business. Now, I love me some house smokes, spend a couple bucks and sometimes come out with a real winner. Not this time, smoke rolled off black as pitch, and tasted like tar on the draw. Gave it three puffs and away it went.
  • fla-gypsy
    fla-gypsy Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,023
    Good to see this thread active again. I will be adding new entries
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    Cohiba xv,rocky Patel Patel bros
  • Big Tex
    Big Tex Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 142
    Graycliff Avelino Lara 80th. Could've been a bum stick, but was horrible.
  • reggie713
    reggie713 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,018
    victor sinclair bamboo, from light to burn to taste, nothing good about this stick at all!
  • Vision
    Vision Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,701
    Big Tex:
    Graycliff Avelino Lara 80th. Could've been a bum stick, but was horrible.

    I love Graycliff but I had a 1666 that was hoooooorrrrrrible. It didnt taste like a cigar... tasted like......pine burning. I got about an inch in and right into the fire pit it went. I then smoked a Mini Mum and all was great from there on out.
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    reggie713:
    victor sinclair bamboo, from light to burn to taste, nothing good about this stick at all!
    Yeah have not heard any good things about any vs stick
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,064
    Portly gonna get slammed bit.....the zombie was nothing short of bleh.
  • Duke2
    Duke2 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 393
    I probably get flamed but I have not found a NC Cohiba that I could smoke past the first third. I guess they just don't agree with me.
  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    Lee.mcglynn:
    reggie713:
    victor sinclair bamboo, from light to burn to taste, nothing good about this stick at all!
    Yeah have not heard any good things about any vs stick
    I gave any and all VS I had away after my first one tasted like pure cat azz dipped in bird ***
  • reggie713
    reggie713 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,018
    marineatbn03:
    Lee.mcglynn:
    reggie713:
    victor sinclair bamboo, from light to burn to taste, nothing good about this stick at all!
    Yeah have not heard any good things about any vs stick
    I gave any and all VS I had away after my first one tasted like pure cat azz dipped in bird ***
    well said, on firts oredr from ccom i was asked if i wanted to add the sampler for 19 bucks! if i knew then what i know now!!! lol
  • kaspera79
    kaspera79 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,144
    reggie713:
    marineatbn03:
    Lee.mcglynn:
    reggie713:
    victor sinclair bamboo, from light to burn to taste, nothing good about this stick at all!
    Yeah have not heard any good things about any vs stick
    I gave any and all VS I had away after my first one tasted like pure cat azz dipped in bird ***
    well said, on firts oredr from ccom i was asked if i wanted to add the sampler for 19 bucks! if i knew then what i know now!!! lol
    C.Com was going to give you 19 bucks to take them off their hands ! You should have held off for 25.
  • OldBlueEyes2012
    OldBlueEyes2012 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 239
    I would say any Padron, Opus X, Cohiba, and Oliva V. All goat's ass. I'm more of a Swisher Sweet kind of guy... A man's cigar.
  • pnaylon
    pnaylon Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 214
    OldBlueEyes2012:
    I would say any Padron, Opus X, Cohiba, and Oliva V. All goat's ass. I'm more of a Swisher Sweet kind of guy... A man's cigar.
    this man is a classy gentleman!
  • Roberto99
    Roberto99 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,077
    Big Tex:
    Graycliff Avelino Lara 80th. Could've been a bum stick, but was horrible.
    I am not a Graycliff fan and I didn't love the Avelino Lara 80th either but the one I had I wouldn't call goats a$$
  • Martel
    Martel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,423
    necro bump for entertainment value

    was searching for Torano 1916 and came across this thread. Hilarious. Except apparently I like goat's ass since I'm enjoying this stick.
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    Martel:
    necro bump for entertainment value

    was searching for Torano 1916 and came across this thread. Hilarious. Except apparently I like goat's ass since I'm enjoying this stick.
    Over 400 replies??? How do so many people know what goat's @ss tastes like??? That's just disturbing!!
  • 0patience
    0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    Martel:
    necro bump for entertainment value

    was searching for Torano 1916 and came across this thread. Hilarious. Except apparently I like goat's ass since I'm enjoying this stick.
    LOL!
    That was fuentejps. No one told him you were supposed to take the cedar off before lighting it.
    ROFL!!
  • Martel
    Martel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,423
    0patience:
    Martel:
    necro bump for entertainment value

    was searching for Torano 1916 and came across this thread. Hilarious. Except apparently I like goat's ass since I'm enjoying this stick.
    LOL!
    That was fuentejps. No one told him you were supposed to take the cedar off before lighting it.
    ROFL!!
    I've seen some videos of people using the sleeve to toast the foot by pulling it almost all the way off...

    Anyway, the thread made for entertaining reading.
  • Thanatos0320
    Thanatos0320 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 444
    Gurkha Crest and the cohiba red dot. I smoked about 1/3 of the gurkha before I threw it out the car window.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,530
    Thanatos0320:
    Gurkha Crest and the cohiba red dot. I smoked about 1/3 of the gurkha before I threw it out the car window.
    Havent tried the Crest yet but I totally agree about the Red Dot I haven't had one I've liked, and recently I've revisited the AAA a couple of times. Yech. And I used to really dig these.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,530
    Roberto99:
    Big Tex:
    Graycliff Avelino Lara 80th. Could've been a bum stick, but was horrible.
    I am not a Graycliff fan and I didn't love the Avelino Lara 80th either but the one I had I wouldn't call goats a$$
    Yea I was totally let down by them especially considering the price point.
  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,993
  • Rain
    Rain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,228
    The raji!! Oh a repasado!!
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    How many of you have actually tasted a goats ass..?
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,439
    Rhamlin:
    Thanatos0320:
    Gurkha Crest and the cohiba red dot. I smoked about 1/3 of the gurkha before I threw it out the car window.
    Havent tried the Crest yet but I totally agree about the Red Dot I haven't had one I've liked, and recently I've revisited the AAA a couple of times. Yech. And I used to really dig these.
    I will gladly take all your red dots!
  • jgibv
    jgibv Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    catfishbluezz:
    KFC....
    Damn Dustin, why you soooooo biased and a DE hater?.??? LOLOLOL j/k. Just giving you sh!t. I haven't tried one yet so I shouldn't judge, I guess I should give it a shot.