CRA

beatnic:

Today, I received my super secret CRA membership card, ID badge, and keychain attachment. All I need now is the decoder ring.

And to drink your ovaltine!! LMAO!

Hippiebrian:

Still waiting on mine, but did get the 'gars.  Figure the more members they have the better.  Someone's got to get the politicians to see the difference between quality cigars and cigarettes/White Owl grapes.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but our "representatives" don't give a damn about the differences you indicate. Those guys are good capitalists, and are there to rake in as much coin for themselves as they can. They are elected to be bought, and the only way to get their protection is to pay them more than those who are against us.