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All the mailboxes are together in my neighborhood, at least they were. I get home from a long day, pull up to the mailbox after my 50 mile commute and inside is a key to the package box. I'm like "oooooh what could it be". I hadn't ordered anything but ya never know what will be in there when you have a wife and kids and all. So I open the door and luckily I was wearing my thermal underwear because the entire mailbox setup for the whole neighborhood exploded. Luckily I heard the ticking noise and ducked behind the Volvo I drove home from work (I mean, they are really safe right?) After sorting thru the pieces of rubble I found a di1do...oh wait, wrong mailbox. So there lay the DYN-O-MITE smoking. A box chock full o' love from Alex "The Unabomber" Williams. Seriously, this guy sends more bombs than Al Qaeda. Alex, you know what you sent was just what I wanted and I am truly greatful. Thanks brother!!!! Now I just need to find out who owns this di1do.......
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dennisking:ALEX
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dang...everyone hears of this guy named alex who sends all these killer bombs...dam i need to meet this fool! lol..my new 300ct humi could always use a bomb lol
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Looks like your mail got crossed up with Lassy's.dennisking:Now I just need to find out who owns this di1do....... -
glad they got there bro! and ya, that *** was NOT in the package
You enjoy em! -
Dang what the heck is going on? Another Bomb from Alex. That fool is dropping bombs like Hiroshima!!! What exactly did you want him to enjoy Alex?Alex Williams:glad they got there bro! and ya, that *** was NOT in the package You enjoy em! -
He's a real trooper I'll say that.
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you will have to ask him to post pics!! My role is through here...Sandman1am:
Dang what the heck is going on? Another Bomb from Alex. That fool is dropping bombs like Hiroshima!!! What exactly did you want him to enjoy Alex?Alex Williams:glad they got there bro! and ya, that *** was NOT in the package You enjoy em! -
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I will take some pics tonight, that's a great idea.Alex Williams:
you will have to ask him to post pics!! My role is through here...Sandman1am:
Dang what the heck is going on? Another Bomb from Alex. That fool is dropping bombs like Hiroshima!!! What exactly did you want him to enjoy Alex?Alex Williams:glad they got there bro! and ya, that *** was NOT in the package You enjoy em! -
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Be careful what you wish for padawan. Be your own destruction you will.Joeyjoe21_8:dang...everyone hears of this guy named alex who sends all these killer bombs...dam i need to meet this fool! lol..my new 300ct humi could always use a bomb lol -
Alex is one of the best and someone who I am not afraid of... really I'm not.... o.k maybe a little but not very much...
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I still remember the episode Unsolved Mysteries did on the Unabomber and they didn't say anything about the Ccom forums!dennisking:ALEX -
Looks like a big red d1ldo there !!! lol Now all you need to do is cover it in axe body spray bro!dennisking:
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AXE!!!!
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obviously my mailbox was susceptible as well. Dang Unibomber Williams did it again. And here's proof:
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Funny thing is, I thought the same thing at first glance. Was wondering what the hell kind of bombs are being sent around!Sandman1am:
Looks like a big red d1ldo there !!! lol Now all you need to do is cover it in axe body spray bro!dennisking: -
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT try and smoke the d1ldo....dennisking:After sorting thru the pieces of rubble I found a di1do.. -
Like a can and a half.dennisking:AXE!!!!
