I have those mailboxes that....

dennisking

All the mailboxes are together in my neighborhood, at least they were. I get home from a long day, pull up to the mailbox after my 50 mile commute and inside is a key to the package box. I'm like "oooooh what could it be". I hadn't ordered anything but ya never know what will be in there when you have a wife and kids and all. So I open the door and luckily I was wearing my thermal underwear because the entire mailbox setup for the whole neighborhood exploded. Luckily I heard the ticking noise and ducked behind the Volvo I drove home from work (I mean, they are really safe right?) After sorting thru the pieces of rubble I found a di1do...oh wait, wrong mailbox. So there lay the DYN-O-MITE smoking. A box chock full o' love from Alex "The Unabomber" Williams. Seriously, this guy sends more bombs than Al Qaeda. Alex, you know what you sent was just what I wanted and I am truly greatful. Thanks brother!!!! Now I just need to find out who owns this di1do.......

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ALEX

Redtailhawkoz

dennisking:

ALEX

Love this Freaking Picture!

Joeyjoe21_8

dang...everyone hears of this guy named alex who sends all these killer bombs...dam i need to meet this fool! lol..my new 300ct humi could always use a bomb lol

Garen B

dennisking:

Now I just need to find out who owns this di1do.......

Looks like your mail got crossed up with Lassy's.

Alex Williams

glad they got there bro! and ya, that *** was NOT in the package You enjoy em!

Sandman1am

Alex Williams:

glad they got there bro! and ya, that *** was NOT in the package You enjoy em!

Dang what the heck is going on? Another Bomb from Alex. That fool is dropping bombs like Hiroshima!!! What exactly did you want him to enjoy Alex?

phobicsquirrel

He's a real trooper I'll say that.

Alex Williams

Sandman1am:

Alex Williams:

glad they got there bro! and ya, that *** was NOT in the package You enjoy em!

Dang what the heck is going on? Another Bomb from Alex. That fool is dropping bombs like Hiroshima!!! What exactly did you want him to enjoy Alex?

you will have to ask him to post pics!! My role is through here...

phobicsquirrel

lol

dennisking

Alex Williams:

Sandman1am:

Alex Williams:

glad they got there bro! and ya, that *** was NOT in the package You enjoy em!

Dang what the heck is going on? Another Bomb from Alex. That fool is dropping bombs like Hiroshima!!! What exactly did you want him to enjoy Alex?

you will have to ask him to post pics!! My role is through here...

I will take some pics tonight, that's a great idea.

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Alex Williams

Joeyjoe21_8:

dang...everyone hears of this guy named alex who sends all these killer bombs...dam i need to meet this fool! lol..my new 300ct humi could always use a bomb lol

Be careful what you wish for padawan. Be your own destruction you will.

Hayblet

Alex is one of the best and someone who I am not afraid of... really I'm not.... o.k maybe a little but not very much...

Krieg

dennisking:

ALEX

I still remember the episode Unsolved Mysteries did on the Unabomber and they didn't say anything about the Ccom forums!

Sandman1am

dennisking:

Looks like a big red d1ldo there !!! lol Now all you need to do is cover it in axe body spray bro!

dennisking

AXE!!!!

cholmes8310

obviously my mailbox was susceptible as well. Dang Unibomber Williams did it again. And here's proof:

JZ

Sandman1am:

dennisking:

Looks like a big red d1ldo there !!! lol Now all you need to do is cover it in axe body spray bro!

Funny thing is, I thought the same thing at first glance. Was wondering what the hell kind of bombs are being sent around!

Diamondog

dennisking:

After sorting thru the pieces of rubble I found a di1do..

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT try and smoke the d1ldo....

Sandman1am

dennisking:

AXE!!!!

Like a can and a half.