Joke - Headache Relief
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Rob1110
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Got a couple good ones over the weekend and thought I'd pass them on to cheer up anyone with a case of "the mondays."
A husband emerged from the bathroom, naked, and was about to slip into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository; it's up to you.'
A husband emerged from the bathroom, naked, and was about to slip into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository; it's up to you.'
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This isn't so much a joke as it is instructions for married men ...
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Burt's business wasn't doing well, and he decided he'd have to let one of his two employees go. Both of them had worked for him a long time and he couldn't decide which one to fire.
He decided to call them in one at a time and explain the situation to them. Betty got called in first.
"Betty, I hate to have to do this, but I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off"
Betty answers - "You'll have to jack off. I have a headache." -
I guess we know which one got to keep his job.
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as soon as i read that i thought of Office SpaceRob1110:a case of "the mondays."
someone oughta kick your ass for sayin that.
ha! I love that movie.
oh yeah... thats a good joke. -
I'll put some strict 9 in his guacamole.
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Well, now there's a new way to spell itmadurofan:strict 9 -
LMAO you didn't like my short hand for strychnine?dutyje:
Well, now there's a new way to spell itmadurofan:strict 9 -
actually, it's pretty creative... it'll fit neatly on my new vanity plate
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Nice! THe guy that owns the thai place close by my house has '3MTA3' as his vanity plate
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Good thing I don't eat guacamole. Glad people enjoyed the joke. Think I might post another one today to make up for my "case of the mondays comment."madurofan:I'll put some strict 9 in his guacamole. -
Is he dyslexic (sp)?madurofan:Nice! THe guy that owns the thai place close by my house has '3MTA3' as his vanity plate -
No just thai ...
