Joke - Headache Relief
Rob1110
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Got a couple good ones over the weekend and thought I'd pass them on to cheer up anyone with a case of "the mondays."
A husband emerged from the bathroom, naked, and was about to slip into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository; it's up to you.'
A husband emerged from the bathroom, naked, and was about to slip into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository; it's up to you.'
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He decided to call them in one at a time and explain the situation to them. Betty got called in first.
"Betty, I hate to have to do this, but I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off"
Betty answers - "You'll have to jack off. I have a headache."
someone oughta kick your ass for sayin that.
ha! I love that movie.
oh yeah... thats a good joke.