Fluff post thread
cabinetmaker
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Is there a giveaway?
Humidity level of 83%
A dew point of 21* Fahrenheit, -6.1* Celsius
Visibility is aprox 2.5 miles
Fog and clouds blanket the sky today along with scattered snow fall throughout the day
Something had left a holiday gift in my warehouse today... but it wasn't gingerbread.
As a warehouse tech. I experience many situations that require me to think outside of the box (no pun intended). But alas, something has deficated inside the box, literally.
It was a little brown chud of holiday cheer. I thought "Have we pissed somebody off and they have begun a fecal retaliation and that's the best they could do? ... Ha!
Well, whatever pinched off that tiny loaf, can't be that intimidating and I'm sure I could take it in a fight... pretty sure at least. So I sent out an email to all the associates who have access to the warehouse with a similar tone, and I've since received some humorous responses.
Thought I would share my crappy day and hopefully get some laughs out of it. $hit happens.
2 years spent supporting the Marine Corp with test and evaluation on the V-22 Osprey......
2 years spent in local committees designing Human Rights agendas, collegiate scholarships for standout youth, and fair representation of the common worker......
Thousands of lives affected.......
And next Friday, one woman gets to determine whether I get to keep my job or not. All because someone somewhere decided that my job was a "Position of Public Trust" and George W. Bush decided to enact an executive order which draws out suitability and unsuitability to hold these positions.
Oh, one more number for you.... 68.....
68 good, knowledgable, experienced, hardworking aircraft mechanics and operations support personnel dismissed from their careers this year at Naval Air Station Patuxent River, Maryland because one woman, who couldn't tell you what an airplane looks like, decided they were unsuitable. What a shame.
Watch out kuzi, I could come flying in like I just got back from the future in my delorean and have way more than your puny 5872 posts ... or I could try to post 252 posts a day for the next 23 and a half days...
But it could happen... maybe...
Ha, now I'm at 253... I'm almost there, HA HA!!
I saw a thread about fluffing and THIS is what I get???
C'mon fellas, I got a "Wind-sock" thing going on and my next money shot is in 10 minutes!!!
Picture if you will
(At a Crappy Credit Union)
(Crappy CU)And what's your job title sir?
(Yourself)... um... I'm a Fluffer.
(Crappy CU)And what do you do?
(Yourself)... (whispers in ear)
(Crappy CU)... uh huh... oh hey, I've seen that one!! We'll just put you "Prepare" actors for their upcoming scene for films.
Thats disturbing as he_ll .....IMHO of course ...
who the he_ll is working on the firetrucks while your here running up 2.5 posts a month ...dammit man ...get a life !
Free cigars , booze and women at Joe's house !!!....whoops ...I'm sorry ...was that inappropriate ...my bad ...