Negative first thoughts.I pulled out a cigar to have during breakfast today and my coworker says "Oh, you smoke cigars? I had a Cuban when I was in Mexico that was amazing....very strong!" My first thought was "It was probably toe nails." I just said "As long as you enjoyed it, that's all that matters."
We made the best of it. She said she'd be my DD if I ever need one haha. We also made a little friends with benefits arrangement for the near future... and I guess I can't knock her up lol. Gotta make lemonade sometimes.
The credit/loan system. Started thinking seriously about buying a home in the next year or two and....I am so confused. Stupid credit system is completely rigged against the consumers.
I was tired, tipsy, and trying to get my munch on. Open up the fridge and what do I see? Left over Chinese. Oh boy! I grabbed ahold of the box and as I was taking it out of the fridge it slipped out of my hand. Of course the box came flying open as it hit the floor and now it looks like a fried rice bomb went off in my kitchen. Hmmm... I wonder what else there is to eat.
Stepping up to the register at the local convenience store, asking for a can or two of Copenhagen, and having them give you a disapproving look and say something like, "That stuff is bad for you..." Yeah. I know I'm not buying health food, lady! Can you just give me the tin of snuff and hold the judgment? I mean, you do sell it here, right? Do the twinkies and cheese puffs also come with a lecture?
Stepping up to the register at the local convenience store, asking for a can or two of Copenhagen, and having them give you a disapproving look and say something like, "That stuff is bad for you..." Yeah. I know I'm not buying health food, lady! Can you just give me the tin of snuff and hold the judgment? I mean, you do sell it here, right? Do the twinkies and cheese puffs also come with a lecture?
Don't judge! Buy at Walmart...nobody would say a thing...
Trying to decide what cigars to take with me to Albuquerque for a 3 day golf tournament. 3 days with weather in the 80s staying in a hotel sandwiched between a twin peaks and a strip club. I'm also going to hate what my bank account looks like when I get back. First world problems I suppose...
Trying to decide what cigars to take with me to Albuquerque for a 3 day golf tournament. 3 days with weather in the 80s staying in a hotel sandwiched between a twin peaks and a strip club. I'm also going to hate what my bank account looks like when I get back. First world problems I suppose...
I just can't quite get to the "wow, sucks to be you" on this one.
This weekend I hate my spine. Yesterday morning I went slide my kitchen table out of the way to clean up after one of the cats and something popped just above my pelvis and nearly dropped me to the floor. So I have spent the entire weekend on my back on either an ice or heat pad. What's worse was that i was supposed to help some friends move, I'm sure they had enough help but I HATE not being able to keep a commitment. Today is mostly better, but still not great. Stupid human frailty. All those "minor" injuries I bounced back from in my 20's seem to be getting their revenge lately.
Theives. Took the wife for a lunch ride, some a$$wipe stole the throttle rocker off my Harley whilewe were eating. Seriously, if you needed one, they're just ten bucks. Get your own. I used to carry a spare, but I gave it to someone because he liked mine. I'm not selfish, but if I'd caught you....
Thinking you're finally done spending shitloads of money when your last furniture arrives, only to have your car muffler fall off and upon further inspection the ENTIRE exhaust system is rusting through and needs to be replaced for $1300. Now I won't be able to afford to buy a car in the timeline I set for myself, but this hunk of trash needs to be replaced soon so now I have to likely finance some of the next car instead of paying outright.
Having my hip replacement surgery delayed for 2 months so that I can lose 40 lbs. Think about that and cardio? Yeah I can barely walk... F me!!!!!!!!!! I've been a big hunk of shizza for 30 years... I told him the only way I can lose that much weight is..... Decompose.
Having my hip replacement surgery delayed for 2 months so that I can lose 40 lbs. Think about that and cardio? Yeah I can barely walk... F me!!!!!!!!!! I've been a big hunk of shizza for 30 years... I told him the only way I can lose that much weight is..... Decompose.
You can do it!!!!! I was able to lose 45lbs in 3 months and did not exercise. All about diet and I did not go overboard. Cut out all sugary drinks, well except some beer and scotch. You can do it. .
When the boss' wife feels she needs to be more involved at the office. Told me I have to shave today. Wife likes the stubble. Now I'm faced with the choice between pleasing my wife or the boss'...
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