Texas Alliance...Assemble **Target Confirmed**

Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
Let's hit someone. K? Thx.Winner is....
jsnake:
firetruckguy:
Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
Group of guys that get together to pet each others goats.

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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,484
    Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    Randy must be on the Reds Apple again
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    Hmmmm, or should it be FTG and Sherm? So many options. Running crew? Running crew?! WHERE IS MY RUNNING CREW?!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    Rain:
    Let's hit someone. K? Thx.Noone21 maybe?
    WTF? REST OF THE COUNTRY ALLIANCE ASSEMBLE!!!!! lol
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,898
    Rain:
    Hmmmm, or should it be FTG and Sherm? So many options. Running crew? Running crew?! WHERE IS MY RUNNING CREW?!
    Someone is dumb enough to be in your crew? Do you guys get together and smoke newports and drink reds?
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    No, they have standards.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    brianetz1:
    Rain:
    Hmmmm, or should it be FTG and Sherm? So many options. Running crew? Running crew?! WHERE IS MY RUNNING CREW?!
    Someone is dumb enough to be in your crew? Do you guys get together and smoke newports and drink reds?
    You're gonna take this sitting down Randy? Kick his ass!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    I'm already sending him winnings, need to make my trip to the PO worth it.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,884
    Rain:
    Hmmmm, or should it be FTG and Sherm? So many options. Running crew? Running crew?! WHERE IS MY RUNNING CREW?!
    Two very good options right there that I am always willing to hit again
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,423
    What did I miss this time, did someone insult the cheese thread or what?
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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,647
    Just remember, Davie Crocket was from Tennessee. Lol And he liked cheese.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    firetruckguy:
    Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
    Group of guys that get together to pet each others goats.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    jsnake:
    firetruckguy:
    Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
    Group of guys that get together to pet each others goats.
    I know you were looking to try other things...wish granted. Winner!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,305
    onestrangeone:
    What did I miss this time, did someone insult the cheese thread or what?
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    So that's where all the flat rate boxes went!! I had to stuff mine into a dirty sock. Postmaster hates me now.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,037
    Rain:
    jsnake:
    firetruckguy:
    Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
    Group of guys that get together to pet each others goats.
    I know you were looking to try other things...wish granted. Winner!
    I didn't enter any contest. Stubble sent me a pic of a goat and a USPS receipt for my trouble.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    That's that ol Southern Hospitality. I'll ship on Friday.image
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,305
    jsnake:
    Rain:
    jsnake:
    firetruckguy:
    Man I guess I don't pay attention enough, what's the Texas Alliance?
    Group of guys that get together to pet each others goats.
    I know you were looking to try other things...wish granted. Winner!
    I didn't enter any contest. Stubble sent me a pic of a goat and a USPS receipt for my trouble.
    That's not just "a" goat. That's Cherry....my favorite goat!!

    You were getting hit regardless, the timing was just fortuitous.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    It's obvious he gives zero fu**s as to how goats feel.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,884
    I'll give some of my best goat tips and pointers.


    First, always wear your tall boots. This way you can tuck their hind legs in the boot tops and the goat can't get away.

    Second, have the goat face the edge of a cliff. They will constantly try to push them selfs back right into you. This way you don't have to do all the work and it seams like the goat is really into it

    Third, enjoy!
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    ...banhammer.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,884
    Rain:
    ...banhammer.
    Come on? First time I heard that I was rolling! Besides I was talking about how to groom the goats fur coat for a big 4H stock show. What did you think I ment????
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,305
    FireRob:
    I'll give some of my best goat tips and pointers.


    First, always wear your tall boots. This way you can tuck their hind legs in the boot tops and the goat can't get away.

    Second, have the goat face the edge of a cliff. They will constantly try to push them selfs back right into you. This way you don't have to do all the work and it seams like the goat is really into it

    Third, enjoy!
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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    Stubbs, when you gonna meet up with us?
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,305
    Rain:
    Stubbs, when you gonna meet up with us?
    Hopefully soon...
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    FireRob:
    Rain:
    ...banhammer.
    Come on? First time I heard that I was rolling! Besides I was talking about how to groom the goats fur coat for a big 4H stock show. What did you think I ment????
    It was terrible but I was laughing my azz off all the same Hahahahaha. The Scottish perfected kilts for one reason alone, zippers scare sheep ;)
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Oh, btw anyone who needs Firetruckguy Brett's addy just let me know, I will gladly share it with any and all :)
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,305
    90+ Irishman:
    It was terrible but I was laughing my azz off all the same Hahahahaha. The Scottish perfected kilts for one reason alone, zippers scare sheep ;)
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  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Stubble:
    90+ Irishman:
    It was terrible but I was laughing my azz off all the same Hahahahaha. The Scottish perfected kilts for one reason alone, zippers scare sheep ;)
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    Steve this better be aimed to the right Brett, as in the one in Greeley, CO.
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 5,996
    Which one in this video is you Randy????
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=CVPiGawLp9U
  • Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,305
    90+ Irishman:
    Steve this better be aimed to the right Brett, as in the one in Greeley, CO.
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