Observations.... that make you go hmm?

dr_frankenstein56

Ken Light

So you can try them on and put them back or return them, of course. What, no one else does that?

raisindot

Why does anything named Kardashian merit one nanosecond of public attention?

Patrickbrick

Why children/wives of "celebrities" get TV shows, I will never understand this.

Eulogy

Why wasn't this named "Things George Carlin Might of Thought About"

dr_frankenstein56

This is good stuff.... keep it coming guys!

ShadowInTheMoon

First Warrior

Bumb of the Week!!

90+ Irishman

Why does Hilary Clinton pee standing up? Hmmmm

Patrickbrick

90+ Irishman:

Why does Hilary Clinton pee standing up? Hmmmm

This is the best!

mmccartneydc

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Toombes

variant2

jlmarta

Fritz the Cat

In Disney cartoons.....if Pluto is a dog, what's Goofy?

ArmyS1Guy

Mars is populated entirely by robots. Lobsters are scorpion mermaids. How much time has to pass before grave robbing becomes archaeology?

clearlysuspect

Eulogy:

Why wasn't this named "Things George Carlin Might of Thought About"

This immediately came to mind!!! Love his questions on "hats" and "which hand to place on the Bible" when swearing in. You can really apply his logic to just about any of ceremonial things we do because it's all just stuff we made up at one point or another.

clearlysuspect

Fritz the Cat:

In Disney cartoons.....if Pluto is a dog, what's Goofy?

Why is Pluto the only main character animal in Mickey Mouse's group that doesn't talk??? Goofy is also a dog and so is Pete but they both talk.

0patience

dr_frankenstein56

jgibv

90+ Irishman

Why is Rick surprised and upset every time I hit him still???

0patience

0patience

Why do they make the change return 1" deeper than your fingers can reach and sloped down so the coin is at the furthest point away from you?

Eulogy

Why do people say "I'm not racist but..." and then say the most racist thing they can.

ArmyS1Guy

Stolen from Tumblr: Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person? Cough, rough, through, and though don't rhyme, but pony and bologna do. The brain named itself. What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon? Two people could be born at the exact same time but have different birthdays due to time zones. While you wait for a waiter, you become the waiter.

wahooschock

Eulogy:

Why do people say "I'm not racist but..." and then say the most racist thing they can.

Im not racist I hate everyone equally until proven otherwise. This is the first place ive been that I dont feel im gonna cramp my middle finger lol. Back on topic Why do we have homeland security if we have national guard And border patrol?

webmost

The ATM at my bank only dispenses twenties; but I can ask it to give me fourteen cents.

brianetz1

jlmarta

webmost