Observations.... that make you go hmm?

dr_frankenstein56

Ever see something that really makes you wonder? Makes you question... why do they do that or whats the point?

Observation number 1: Why does underware come in a resealable bag? Will my underware spoil if i leave the bag open? Will they be less fresh onces the bag is open?

Whats your observations of the day that make you go Hmmmm?

Aj

Ken Light

So you can try them on and put them back or return them, of course. What, no one else does that?

raisindot

Why does anything named Kardashian merit one nanosecond of public attention?

Patrickbrick

Why children/wives of "celebrities" get TV shows, I will never understand this.

Eulogy

Why wasn't this named "Things George Carlin Might of Thought About"

dr_frankenstein56

This is good stuff.... keep it coming guys!

ShadowInTheMoon

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

First Warrior

Bumb of the Week!!

90+ Irishman

Why does Hilary Clinton pee standing up? Hmmmm

Patrickbrick

90+ Irishman:

Why does Hilary Clinton pee standing up? Hmmmm

This is the best!

mmccartneydc

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Toombes

If you're eating Chef Boyardee "X's and O's" and get three of one kind on your spoon, what exactly do you win?
And, why the Hell is there always room for Jell-O?!?!?!

variant2

Since 2008, technology throughout the world has progressed at an amazing rate...

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except for this forum.

jlmarta

variant2:

Since 2008, technology throughout the world has progressed at an amazing rate...

<br> <br>

except for this forum.

If you're waiting for this forum to be brought into the current century then my advice to you is "Don't hold your breath"...... ??

Fritz the Cat

In Disney cartoons.....if Pluto is a dog, what's Goofy?

ArmyS1Guy

Mars is populated entirely by robots. Lobsters are scorpion mermaids. How much time has to pass before grave robbing becomes archaeology?

clearlysuspect

Eulogy:

Why wasn't this named "Things George Carlin Might of Thought About"

This immediately came to mind!!! Love his questions on "hats" and "which hand to place on the Bible" when swearing in. You can really apply his logic to just about any of ceremonial things we do because it's all just stuff we made up at one point or another.

clearlysuspect

Fritz the Cat:

In Disney cartoons.....if Pluto is a dog, what's Goofy?

Why is Pluto the only main character animal in Mickey Mouse's group that doesn't talk??? Goofy is also a dog and so is Pete but they both talk.

0patience

Why is it called the "Weekend" Blitz when it is only available on Thursday afternoon, Friday and Saturday?
Shouldn't it be the "end of the week" Blitz?

dr_frankenstein56

why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

Aj

jgibv

dr_frankenstein56:

why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

Aj

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doesn't make me go hmm so much ....
but more like "wtf, this is bullsheet!"

90+ Irishman

Why is Rick surprised and upset every time I hit him still???

0patience

dr_frankenstein56:

why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

Aj

Leave it down next time you pee and see what happens then. ROFL!

0patience

Why do they make the change return 1" deeper than your fingers can reach and sloped down so the coin is at the furthest point away from you?

Eulogy

Why do people say "I'm not racist but..." and then say the most racist thing they can.

ArmyS1Guy

Stolen from Tumblr: Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person? Cough, rough, through, and though don't rhyme, but pony and bologna do. The brain named itself. What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon? Two people could be born at the exact same time but have different birthdays due to time zones. While you wait for a waiter, you become the waiter.

wahooschock

Eulogy:

Why do people say "I'm not racist but..." and then say the most racist thing they can.

Im not racist I hate everyone equally until proven otherwise. This is the first place ive been that I dont feel im gonna cramp my middle finger lol. Back on topic Why do we have homeland security if we have national guard And border patrol?

webmost

The ATM at my bank only dispenses twenties; but I can ask it to give me fourteen cents.

brianetz1

dr_frankenstein56:

why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

Aj

Mind blown.....btw, don't mention this to the wife, she gets upset.

jlmarta

brianetz1:

dr_frankenstein56:

why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

Aj

Mind blown.....btw, don't mention this to the wife, she gets upset.

The simple answer to this situation is for everyone in the home to always put the lid and seat down. This takes care of the 'equality' argument since whomever wants to use the toilet will have to raise either the lid or both. And it also solves the neatness/crudeness argument. To me, stepping into the bathroom and having to look at an open toilet is just gross. Show a little couth. Put everything down.... ??

webmost

jlmarta:

brianetz1:

dr_frankenstein56:

why do we get yelled at for leaving the toilet seat up?

But its okay to have the sink look like a make-up explosion?

Aj

Mind blown.....btw, don't mention this to the wife, she gets upset.

The simple answer to this situation is for everyone in the home to always put the lid and seat down. This takes care of the 'equality' argument since whomever wants to use the toilet will have to raise either the lid or both. And it also solves the neatness/crudeness argument. To me, stepping into the bathroom and having to look at an open toilet is just gross. Show a little couth. Put everything down.... ??

Pee in the yard like God intended. Solves everything.