My prediction for today's Eagles game
Ken Light
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In the first half, the Eagles will get out to a 31-6 lead on the back of Chip Kelly's re-tooled and de-Jackson'd offense. Foles will throw 175 yards with 1 TD and 1 INT, Ertz on the TD reception. McCoy will run 150 yards on 12 carries with no TD's. Sproles will run
In the second half, Nick Foles will be sacked in the first down of their first possession, breaking his arm in no less than 2 places, ending his season and possibly his career. A re-invigorated Mark Sanchez will take the field and re-invent himself almost immediately, throwing the world's first butt-interception off a lumbering Brent Celek.
Noticing the sparkle in his eye that can only come from the inspiration that is seeing a guy like Sanchez still take an NFL field, Gus Bradley makes the gutsy call to give Blake Bortles the ball. Bortles storms down the field over and over against a deflated Eagles defense, to take a 33-31 lead. After a late-game turnover near the goal line, the Eagles set up for a game-winning field goal. Wide left.
All fantasy players will be pissed except the guy named who named his team "Dat Ertz." All fans will give up for the season inside, but still yell at the TV every week. My 8-month son will learn every foul 4 and 6 (think about it, you'll get it) letter word in the book. And, most importantly, he'll learn the true meaning of Eagles fandom. And that meaning is just three letters long: F. M. L.
In the second half, Nick Foles will be sacked in the first down of their first possession, breaking his arm in no less than 2 places, ending his season and possibly his career. A re-invigorated Mark Sanchez will take the field and re-invent himself almost immediately, throwing the world's first butt-interception off a lumbering Brent Celek.
Noticing the sparkle in his eye that can only come from the inspiration that is seeing a guy like Sanchez still take an NFL field, Gus Bradley makes the gutsy call to give Blake Bortles the ball. Bortles storms down the field over and over against a deflated Eagles defense, to take a 33-31 lead. After a late-game turnover near the goal line, the Eagles set up for a game-winning field goal. Wide left.
All fantasy players will be pissed except the guy named who named his team "Dat Ertz." All fans will give up for the season inside, but still yell at the TV every week. My 8-month son will learn every foul 4 and 6 (think about it, you'll get it) letter word in the book. And, most importantly, he'll learn the true meaning of Eagles fandom. And that meaning is just three letters long: F. M. L.
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