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Chemnitz
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...and I'm no longer a newb.
I don't know if I can handle the responsibility!
When you're a newb life is wonderful!
You can say dumb things
You can ask dumb questions
You can send lousy bombs
You can even mangle Steve Please's name
And BOTL's are forgiving and everything is okay
But after 500 posts you can sponsor a newb, which means you have to send something better than the newb does. The pressure!
You're expected to know the answers
You're expected to have a humidor filled with cc's, smoke them every other day, and still complain about them
You're expected to do amazing, original bombing raids on multiple targets at once
Somehow, magically, you're supposed become supercool, like Shizz
The pressure is getting to me
I'm scared
So very, very scared
Not really - having a lot of fun - thanks for listening
I don't know if I can handle the responsibility!
When you're a newb life is wonderful!
You can say dumb things
You can ask dumb questions
You can send lousy bombs
You can even mangle Steve Please's name
And BOTL's are forgiving and everything is okay
But after 500 posts you can sponsor a newb, which means you have to send something better than the newb does. The pressure!
You're expected to know the answers
You're expected to have a humidor filled with cc's, smoke them every other day, and still complain about them
You're expected to do amazing, original bombing raids on multiple targets at once
Somehow, magically, you're supposed become supercool, like Shizz
The pressure is getting to me
I'm scared
So very, very scared
Not really - having a lot of fun - thanks for listening
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Life lesson...you never have to stop saying dumb things. Quote that.;)
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No one will ever be as cool as Shizz. Congrats though. Good having you around
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Anyone work at a newspaper or other media? That poem needs to be published!
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you also get to have a really cool Avatar. Oh wait. You already did.Chemnitz:...and I'm no longer a newb.
I don't know if I can handle the responsibility!
When your a newb life is wonderful!
You can say dumb things
You can ask dumb questions
You can send lousy bombs
You can even mangle Steve Please's name
And BOTL's are forgiving and everything is okay
But after 500 posts you can sponsor a newb, which means you have to send something better than the newb does. The pressure!
You're expected to know the answers
You're expected to have a humidor filled with cc's, smoke them every other day, and still complain about them
You're expected to do amazing, original bombing raids on multiple targets at once
Somehow, magically, you're supposed become supercool, like Shizz
The pressure is getting to me
I'm scared
So very, very scared
Not really - having a lot of fun - thanks for listening -
Quick, someone change my post count to 490.Chemnitz:...and I'm no longer a newb.
I don't know if I can handle the responsibility!
When your a newb life is wonderful!
You can say dumb things
You can ask dumb questions
You can send lousy bombs
You can even mangle Steve Please's name
And BOTL's are forgiving and everything is okay
But after 500 posts you can sponsor a newb, which means you have to send something better than the newb does. The pressure!
You're expected to know the answers
You're expected to have a humidor filled with cc's, smoke them every other day, and still complain about them
You're expected to do amazing, original bombing raids on multiple targets at once
Somehow, magically, you're supposed become supercool, like Shizz
The pressure is getting to me
I'm scared
So very, very scared
Not really - having a lot of fun - thanks for listening
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500 is the magic number??! I am screwed then! I didn't know I was suposed to be able to do all the above and no longer be a noob. If what you say is true, since I am over 1k, I must be an official member of the FOG group and know EVERYTHING!!! Good thing every one of my post was as serious as could be and not a single one could be qualified as a fluff post...
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Oh and congrats on the big 5-0-0
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Wait that one might be considered a fluff post. Will someone please subtract one from my post count?FireRob:Oh and congrats on the big 5-0-0
Ah crap this prob counts as one also, make that two subtracted from my count please (as a new member of the Profesonal Cigar Stud of Cigar Knowledge Association I need to stay accurate and not deceive a new noob) -
Congratulations on the post count! They add up quick!,
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I've been a member for years, come on here everyday to read the posts, contribute once in a while, and i'm happy to hear that i'm still considered a newb because i'm not over 500 posts..... I have to step up my commenting game.... At my right i'll be below 500 for another two or three years....
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Man I thought this thread was the start of you sending out 500 cigars....#sodisappointed
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Congrats you're a big boy now! Time to get big boy bombed lol
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No, sorry to disappoint. Your awesome record is safe.smoke em if you got em:Man I thought this thread was the start of you sending out 500 cigars....#sodisappointed
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It's all good mate!Chemnitz:
No, sorry to disappoint. Your awesome record is safe.smoke em if you got em:Man I thought this thread was the start of you sending out 500 cigars....#sodisappointed
