500
Chemnitz
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...and I'm no longer a newb.
I don't know if I can handle the responsibility!
When you're a newb life is wonderful!
You can say dumb things
You can ask dumb questions
You can send lousy bombs
You can even mangle Steve Please's name
And BOTL's are forgiving and everything is okay
But after 500 posts you can sponsor a newb, which means you have to send something better than the newb does. The pressure!
You're expected to know the answers
You're expected to have a humidor filled with cc's, smoke them every other day, and still complain about them
You're expected to do amazing, original bombing raids on multiple targets at once
Somehow, magically, you're supposed become supercool, like Shizz
The pressure is getting to me
I'm scared
So very, very scared
Not really - having a lot of fun - thanks for listening
I don't know if I can handle the responsibility!
When you're a newb life is wonderful!
You can say dumb things
You can ask dumb questions
You can send lousy bombs
You can even mangle Steve Please's name
And BOTL's are forgiving and everything is okay
But after 500 posts you can sponsor a newb, which means you have to send something better than the newb does. The pressure!
You're expected to know the answers
You're expected to have a humidor filled with cc's, smoke them every other day, and still complain about them
You're expected to do amazing, original bombing raids on multiple targets at once
Somehow, magically, you're supposed become supercool, like Shizz
The pressure is getting to me
I'm scared
So very, very scared
Not really - having a lot of fun - thanks for listening
Comments
Ah crap this prob counts as one also, make that two subtracted from my count please (as a new member of the Profesonal Cigar Stud of Cigar Knowledge Association I need to stay accurate and not deceive a new noob)