Called Starcana's 24 hour psychic hotline. The nice gal who answered analyzed my credit card numbers, and from that she can confidently predict that JetMech will win again.
So I know a gal who knows someone who put me in touch with a nice Wikkan couple. Once I explained to them that, no, I wasn't into swinging; then I let them know how anxious I was to see someone get plastered by the lottery twice in a row, and asked them if they could predict that JetMech would be the one. They said, no, they could not predict the future, but that they could make the future happen, for a price. There was a silly mix-up with the phone psychic yesterday, so I couldn't use my credit card (I'm sure it will al get straightened out). Cashed in my piggy bank, and am mailing money off in an envelope as requested. The Wikkans assure me that what PETA doesn't know can't hurt, and they will make sure JetMech is our first serial lottery winner.
Feeling a bit short on money today; so I went to the I-Ching on line, and asked this question: "Will JetMech win the lottery?" Threw two Chinese coins six times (virtually), and got this pattern:
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Yielding this certain prognostication:
Cast Hexagram:
14 - Fourteen
Ta Yu / Great Treasures
The Fire of clarity illuminates the Heavens to those below:
The Superior Person possesses great inner treasures -- compassion, economy, and modesty.
These treasures allow the benevolent will of Heaven to flow through him outward to curb evil and further good.
Supreme success.
SITUATION ANALYSIS:
You have become an instrument of Heaven's will, offering a balance in the world around you.
It is not swashbuckling prowess or uncanny talent that qualifies you for this office, but your simplest gifts -- your modesty, your compassion, your economy.
Because you can see clearly who most needs a miracle, Heaven's bounty is being put at your disposal.
Ta Yu. Can't argue with that: JetMech is about to get double slapped.
Got a sweet ass package from JD who just happened scratch my itch for some connies!! Thanks bro man! Never had tat ave or the torano... This is sweet!!
Got a sweet ass package from JD who just happened scratch my itch for some connies!! Thanks bro man! Never had tat ave or the torano... This is sweet!!
Saw all that 5VG and knew it had to be JD lol! I keep seeing that Ave Maria Divinia. Any good?
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Yielding this certain prognostication:
Ta Yu. Can't argue with that: JetMech is about to get double slapped.
JetMech all the way!
would like to get **IN** for the next drawing please.