camping trip gone wrong

deejmemixx
deejmemixx Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,064
After a deadly bomb went off and everyone but my family perished.
my wife comes to the site after she woke up (had to work) and hands me two packages, one is a new pair of FJ golf shoes for fathers day..so awesome..now I will hit the ball strait for sure! The second one was wrapped up in grocery bags but I had a bad feeling in my stomach..as I hesitated to look she chirps..oh that came in the mailbox. Oohhh *** I say to myself and slowly take it out of the bags and gently sit in the picinic table. My wife asked me what The hell am I doing? I simply told her it was from Jim scott.
her smile vanished quickly and yelled at the kids to get in the car and the next thing I knew they were gone. After seeing my family was safe I grabbed the industrial sized bubble wrap packaging from my truck and made a suit of armor. Proceeded to ever so slowly open the package...I thought I was doing it slowly enough..boy was I wrong. Next thing I know I am flying past the seagalls (seeing the opportunity I *** on one of their heads while flying past) when I finally landed 2 miles away..I bounced a ways ..got up gathered myself and walked back to rubble..fat guys and ladies smouldring everywhere I walked. When I arrived at my site..this is what I found....

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thank you so much Jim. This was not needed but greatly appreciated and I am still waiting to see a photo....

Comments

  • New Boots
    New Boots Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    I've seen bombs, but that is just vicious! Shark? Liga? Opus? I...I can't even!
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,711
    You didn't think you were getting away with that pass unharmed did you? Very nice
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,064
    rsherman24:
    You didn't think you were getting away with that pass unharmed did you? Very nice
    I was hoping he would take it for what it was and not feel the need to hit me, specially since there were many involved
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    That's what u get for trying to see Jim's ***. Very nice Jimbo.
  • Bob Luken
    Bob Luken Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,664
    Look at that. You got off easy. LOL
  • ejgorman
    ejgorman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 891
    I'm guessing from the comments this is retribution for the TlTS pass? Either way, nice selection of sticks right there. Nice hit Jim!
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Enjoy! Just wanted to get you a few new ones...
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,371
    Whoa, great hit
  • ShadowInTheMoon
    ShadowInTheMoon Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 486
    That story seems about true from what was in that bomb... one of the best i have seen
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,608
    Awesome bomb, and a great war story too. "Fat guys and ladies smouldering everywhere" LMFAO
  • The Kid
    The Kid Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,842
    Holy Shizz!!!! Allstar lineup right there. Awesommmmmme
  • LiquidChaos66
    LiquidChaos66 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,603
    Who poked the Shizz bear?
  • Darktower007
    Darktower007 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,122
    A box from Shizz is usually C4! Another great hit Jim!
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Now THATS the type of flaming bag of Shizz to land on someone's doorstep! Way to go Jim very nice!!
  • deejmemixx
    deejmemixx Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,064
    The3Stogies:
    Awesome bomb, and a great war story too. "Fat guys and ladies smouldering everywhere" LMFAO
    made me Lol..