Caption Contest - Aug '14

Chemnitz

Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

MorganGeo

New delivery service from Ccom

chrislolds

Chemnitz:

Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

And they thought a goose laying a golden egg was impressive...

honorknight7

Come have a cigar with me he says,
You'll love it, It's Great out today he says,
So I show up, expecting a nice "Fighting Co ck" to puff on
And he toasts up this "Ave Maria" for me, FOR ME !!
Man some peoples kids I tell ya

Rain

"Better an Ave than a Varina Farms Breakfast Blend...miss you Mom!"

Puff_Dougie

BEST. BIRDBATH. EVER.

roland_7707

It would take a long time to smoke the bird that way...

perkinke

Chemnitz:

Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

"Don't judge, even AJ had to do things he wasn't proud of before he was rich."

jsnake

She said the chicks dig a guy who smokes cigars and this is what I get!?

No_one21

Previously owned by Drew Estate to lay their "Egg", AJ has re-purposed Randy here for the Ave Maria.

bandyt09

When the reviewer said "Hints of Barnyard", this was NOT what I was expecting.........................

Echambers

"Stick that in your cloaca and smoke it."

roland_7707

Echambers:

"Stick that in your cloaca and smoke it."

Hahaha...cloaca!

catfishbluezz

Ava Maria, this ain't no chicken *** cigar

jd50ae

"What did you expect, a gold egg.?"

rsherman24

"Enough with the Dog Rockets. This is what I bring to the table"

danielzreyes

So that's where the nutty, corny-ness and earthy (worm) taste comes from. AJ FTW!

raisindot

Alex's newest hire makes her first"Expert's Pick."

webmost

Ave Maria tastes like chicken.

webmost

The old biddy went to visit her mother, so I'm just going to sit here, enjoy a good cigar, and pullet.

brianetz1

Chemnitz:

Couldn't smoke yesterday for AJ day but was dying for an AJ after seeing all'y'all photos. Tonight this photo happened, was going to post in "Whatcha smoking" but couldn't decide on a caption.

So CAPTION CONTEST. Winner gets a random 5 from my humi. Ends Tuesday. I judge.

Damn, i was hoping that was a fighting C 0 C K!

(remember I can't win contests, i just thought that was funny)

Sasquatch

"herfin' is for the birds."

Jetmech_63

Shouldn't smoked chicken be in the BBQ thread?

smoke em if you got em

what came first the chicken or the cigar?

deejmemixx

Introducing miss September in this months "chicks who smoke cigars" calendar

wwhwang

What? You said you wanted to try a Fighting C o c k, so I brought one.

Chemnitz

Hilarious chook captions from everyone, but the one that made me laugh out loud the loudest was the gem from jsnake below. So PM me your addy for the prize so you can get more chicks, Jake!

jsnake:

She said the chicks dig a guy who smokes cigars and this is what I get!?

jsnake

Sweet! Incoming!!

Puff_Dougie

Haha! Nice! Great contest, and congrats to Jake!

Chuck N

I double dog dare ya. . .What are ya?. . . Chicken!!

BlueDude

"Winner winner (&) chicken dinner"