The very first order of eating tomatoes is to grow them, store bought suck. Now, once grown and the 1st picked has been gobbled up before making it to the house, is to slice them thinly and put them on a Duke Mayo slathered slice of good fresh bread, and stuffing one's self silly. This requires something good to drink, it does not matter what.
The next day, if one can find some bacon that does not require 2nd mortgaging the house, is to wait for everyone else to leave and fry or nuke or oven cook the bacon. Now after a careful and symmetrical layering of the B and the L and the T on, again a mayo slathered slice of bread, place the second slathered slice of bread on top. Again it does not matter what you drink as long as it suits the time of day. If all has been planned well you should be able to consume half of the bacon package before anyone returns home and you should find your self sitting in your favorite spot enjoying a good cigar.
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The next day, if one can find some bacon that does not require 2nd mortgaging the house, is to wait for everyone else to leave and fry or nuke or oven cook the bacon. Now after a careful and symmetrical layering of the B and the L and the T on, again a mayo slathered slice of bread, place the second slathered slice of bread on top. Again it does not matter what you drink as long as it suits the time of day. If all has been planned well you should be able to consume half of the bacon package before anyone returns home and you should find your self sitting in your favorite spot enjoying a good cigar.