Global Thermonuclear War has begun.....

If I recall, the result of this game is Mutually Assured Destruction. Focus on the Mutual, because there is absolutely no way I will allow this hit to go unpunished!!!
W.O.P.R., which apparently is an abbreviation for James40, has started a war. The first nuke has hit and by God did it leave a crater. Go ahead and google my address. The satellite image now shows this:
Thankfully, I was at a meeting this afternoon when the bomb dropped. I managed to find these among the post-apocalyptic landscape that was once my yard.
James, I don't know where to begin. I guess I'll start with the Mysteriosos. Are you kidding me???? I mean, it's not like I'm a fan of LFD or anything. That box is just ridiculous. I didn't splurge on a box of them myself, and the fact that you did is just unreal.
Speaking of LFD, a bunch of Chapter 1's? I love this stick. I am going to smoke the crap out of these this summer!
Johnny-O's in the house. Yup. I will admit, the first couple JO's that I have had weren't great, but I keep hearing great things about them, so I am really optimistic that these ones will be.
Then we have a couple loose cigars, you know, the throw-ins. I have never had/owned a Casa Fuente. I haven't been to Vegas since I took up this little hobby, so the fact that you would grab a CF lancero for me from there is just plain awesome. I can't thank you enough for that one. Believe it or not, I've never had an Arturo Fuente lancero, now that I think about it.
Lastly, we have the Oliva Master Blends 1. Some might think that this cigar wouldn't be a big deal for me since I happened to come into contact with them a couple times already. The fact is, despite having bought probably over a box worth of MB1's, I've only ever smoked one. It was delicious. Having tried it and loved it, I always felt compelled to let others try them rather than just smoking them myself since they are pretty rare at this point. Having run out of my stash, I was resigned to the fact that I wouldn't be smoking another ever again. That is no longer true.
James, I can't begin to thank you enough for the wonderful gift. Somehow, someday, I will find a way to express it more concretely, but for now I will leave it at this. Thank you.




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