Happy Birthday Chuck N (74)

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Enjoy your Day Sir.
Fun facts: If you can see Chuck Norris, then he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris and he can see you. You are already dead. Mr. Chuck Norris is The Man!

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Another known fact: Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. But, the bear is not dead. It is just scared to move.

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Another known fact: Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Since then, it is known as the Islands.

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Another known fact: When Chuck Norris left for college. He turned and said to his father, "you are now the man of the house".

curtpick

Happy Birthday Chuck !!!

Chuck N

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you. Happy B- Day Texas Ranger!!

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Chuck N:

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you. Happy B- Day to ME,Texas Ranger!!

I fixed it boss.

Another known fact: Chuck Norris once had a street named after him. Right after it was done, the name got changed. WHY? Because know one crosses Chuck Norris.

Marker

Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter.

He is already following you.

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Marker:

Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter.

He is already following you.

Another known fact: Thank goodness you saved me. I was about to run out of facts. Yet, Chuck Norris would have roundhouse kick some sense in my head.

No_one21

Chuck Norris' tears can cure all diseases... but Chuck Norris has never cried.

bearb

Some people wear Superman pj's.....superman wears Chuck norris PJ's!

Puff_Dougie

When the Zombie Apocalypse begins, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive... the zombies do.

bearb

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac and got one without issue.....



......@ Burger King.

bearb

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4.......


...in 3 moves!

Puff_Dougie

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.

Puff_Dougie

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number... You pick up the wrong phone.

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Another known fact: Chuck Norris told Payton Manning before the Super Bowl, he is a Seahawks Fan....

90+ Irishman

Happy Birthday hope it's wonderful and thank you for all you do for us!!

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Another known fact: Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil. To be the greatest looking man alive and killer. Right after that, he roundhouse kicked the devil and took he's soul back.

The devil utter, " I should have seen that coming".

No_one21

Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik

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No_one21:

Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik

You could have also listen to Mike & Mike in the morning like I did .....
It's also good banter to tease Chuck N, knowing it's not really his BDay.

zeebra

RCY Cigars:

No_one21:

Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik

You could have also listen to Mike & Mike in the morning like I did .....
It's also good banter to tease Chuck N, knowing it's not really his BDay.

heard it. Thought the best one was about the Guiness World Records book.

jliu

happy birthday!

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zeebra:

RCY Cigars:

No_one21:

Can't embed, but you get the jist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik

You could have also listen to Mike & Mike in the morning like I did .....
It's also good banter to tease Chuck N, knowing it's not really his BDay.

heard it. Thought the best one was about the Guiness World Records book.

Man Shawn, I should have known you would be listening. Mr sportsman

ShadowInTheMoon

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died