Please make it stop!!!!!!!

West wins! There, will that stop the bombs from the west??? Really fellas, I can't take another beating from you guys! Today, I didn't check the mail. The mail checked me into the hospital. Why? Because Chuck N told it to! I've received quite a few bombs in my time and I must admit, there is nothing like receiving a bomb that you had no idea was coming your way. On top of that, make the bomb a 10 pack of ridiculously amazing cigars and you just become speechless. Chuck, I thank you very very much for this truly astounding package. Somehow, someday, I will find a way to thank you in another way.

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