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Rainman, time for Wapner

0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
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So. I take the wife to a doctor's appt in Longview, Wa. About 60 miles from here this afternoon.
We stop in Longview and have dinner after the appt. and then get home about 8:30.
We come in the house and there is a box on my desk.

She immediately spies the box.
You bought more cigars??
No dear, I only bought the ones I told you about.
What is this? This is from cigar.com! You bought more cigars!
No I didn't. I don't know what the hell this is.
Right, this didn't come from one of your cigar buddies, this WAS A PURCHASE!!
Oh crap. I don't remember ordering anything.

So SHE opens it.
Uh huh! See!! Torano 1916s! YOU BOUGHT MORE OF THEM??

No dear, I have no idea why those were sent. I didn't order them.
I can't leave you alone for 10 minutes with a credit card and you buy more cigars!

Crap. What's the invoice say?
Ok, you didn't buy these. Someone named Randy bought them and sent them to you.
Dammit Rain!!

I hope you're happy.

1916s. Yeah man!! And I haven't had the Victor Sinclair. I'll have to give it a try. LOL!

And here is the devastation he hit me with.

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  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,675
    Love the 1916s! Always some in my humidor.
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  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    K-Mart sucks!

    But these sticks look amazing! Nice hit Rain!
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  • JMartinez10JMartinez10 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 296
    "XOXO"???? She questioned the Ccom box but not that????? ROFL

    AWESOME
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  • BigshizzaBigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Rain, Randy, Randolpho, you're a crazy SOB... Enjoy Tony!!
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  • RainRain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    The VS is a joke, but if you like it....chyeah!Thanks for being a CCom OG!
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  • New BootsNew Boots Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    JMartinez10:
    "XOXO"???? She questioned the Ccom box but not that????? ROFL

    AWESOME
    I got the same card! What gives RAIN!?
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  • RainRain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    Jay, meet Tony.He loves me for who I am.
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  • New BootsNew Boots Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    Rain:
    Jay, meet Tony.He loves me for who I am.
    ....but, I love you for who I KNOW you can be!

    Hmmph!
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  • No_one21No_one21 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    Is nobody else confused about wapner??
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  • smoke em if you got emsmoke em if you got em Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,119
    No_one21:
    Is nobody else confused about wapner??
    The peoples court judge wapner!!! You might be too young to remember him! No offense
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  • RainRain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    DANGGGGGGGG! He called you a JT!
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  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,182
    No_one21:
    Is nobody else confused about wapner??


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  • Glock1975Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    smoke em if you got em:
    No_one21:
    Is nobody else confused about wapner??
    The peoples court judge wapner!!! You might be too young to remember him! No offense
    And u may b to young to remember it to bro. These young whipper snappers I tell ya.
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  • No_one21No_one21 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
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  • Glock1975Glock1975 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,372
    No_one21:
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
    O u r just asking for it now Sam...
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  • 0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    No_one21:
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
    Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?
    Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.

    Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke.
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  • No_one21No_one21 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    0patience:
    No_one21:
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
    Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?
    Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.

    Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke.
    Bahaha yes I've see Rainman a few times just not in a while and I guess I don't remember details like that from movies hence why I'll never win the Movie Trivia. Jeez I'm not a teenager.
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  • 0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    No_one21:
    0patience:
    No_one21:
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
    Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?
    Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.

    Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke.
    Bahaha yes I've see Rainman a few times just not in a while and I guess I don't remember details like that from movies hence why I'll never win the Movie Trivia. Jeez I'm not a teenager.
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  • RainRain Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 8,761
    ^^^^So fits lmao.
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  • No_one21No_one21 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    0patience:
    No_one21:
    0patience:
    No_one21:
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
    Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?
    Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.

    Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke.
    Bahaha yes I've see Rainman a few times just not in a while and I guess I don't remember details like that from movies hence why I'll never win the Movie Trivia. Jeez I'm not a teenager.
    vid
    I have verizon so suck it! lol
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  • 0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    No_one21:
    I have verizon so suck it! lol
    So do I, but it's still funny.

    Sorry, but this is getting even funnier at your expense. I apologize.
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  • No_one21No_one21 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,962
    I'm very not serious with any of these responses so it's not to worry. After I was filled in from my first question I've just been doing my best impression of Randy :p
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  • 0patience0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    No_one21:
    I'm very not serious with any of these responses so it's not to worry. After I was filled in from my first question I've just been doing my best impression of Randy :p
    ROFL! Now that's funny.
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