Four words I hate hearing!

New Boots
New Boots Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
I. Want. To. Redecorate.

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  • 0patience
    0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    New Boots:
    I. Want. To. Redecorate.
    I have a headache?
    The kids are awake?
    I wish you'd wash. LOL!
  • New Boots
    New Boots Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    Uh, for that last one....please tell me were talking about dishes!
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    0patience:
    New Boots:
    I. Want. To. Redecorate.
    I have a headache?
    The kids are awake?
    I wish you'd wash. LOL!
    We have had better....... Are you done all ready....... Don't get mad,but..... Are those more cigars??
  • dennisking
    dennisking Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,681
    Hey honey, I'm pregnant
  • 0patience
    0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    dennisking:
    Hey honey, I'm pregnant
    Ok, you win! ROFL!
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,762
    dennisking:
    Hey honey, I'm pregnant
    Good news, it's twins.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 4,109
    We need to talk....
  • Echambers
    Echambers Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,335
    We're out of bourbon.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 6,739
    We're out of nachos
  • New Boots
    New Boots Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    danielzreyes:
    We're out of nachos
    Not the NACHOS!
  • bwcarter54
    bwcarter54 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 142
    Honey, I got fired.
  • JSaint
    JSaint Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,848
    A new game has been invented! I am leaving you, I love you....but, is that more beer?
  • phobicsquirrel
    phobicsquirrel Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,349
    dennisking:
    Hey honey, I'm pregnant
    Yeah that would be horrible for me to hear .... (yes I'm one who isn't into kids all that much)
  • New Boots
    New Boots Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    hey guys, watch this!
  • 0patience
    0patience Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,767
    New Boots:
    hey guys, watch this!
    If it's coming from someone else, I love hearing that. It means something very funny is about to happen.
    And I'm pretty sure I want to be filming it.
  • variant2
    variant2 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 351
    dennisking:
    Hey honey, I'm pregnant
    And it's not yours.
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    Your old girlfriend called...
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 10,949
    Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?
  • Sasquatch
    Sasquatch Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 228
    "Here hold my beer"

    Usually followed by "Ya'll watch this."
  • JSaint
    JSaint Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 1,848
    Your breath is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad......GIVE ME THE MONEY.....
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    Sorry about the car
  • Bob Luken
    Bob Luken Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,664
    Mold? No that's plume.

    (Because I know the difference and it's either someone who's lying to me or someone who doesn't know what they're talkin' about.)
  • Ken Light
    Ken Light Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,524
    What did you order????
  • New Boots
    New Boots Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,634
    You don't need more
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    Does it get bigger?
  • Mandobro
    Mandobro Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 25
    Is it in, yet? Mom's coming this weekend. We're on a diet.
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 2,691
    do whatever you want...or the one in my house thats stops me in my track.....nothings wrong dont worry..
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,762
    Bigshizza:
    Is there anything you'd like to tell me? ..... You want to retire someday, right? ...... How many cigars do you need?
    Jim, can you count?

    Sorry big guy, I know your counting skills were taught by Mr. Sleeve but in this case 4 is really 4.
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 3,439
    twistedstem:
    Does it get bigger?
    Lolol!!!

    Do me a favor...
  • 90+ Irishman
    90+ Irishman Everyone, Registered Users Posts: 7,868
    Worst four words ever to hear from a woman... "Is it in yet?"