Where are the jokes?

Echambers

This forum promises jokes but I've not seen one in the three months I've been on this forum? What gives? Fine, I'll start:

A guy walks into a bar in Scotland and sits down beside an old man. They strike up a conversation and the old man says, "Laddie, do ya see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with me own hands, but do they call me McDonough the wallbuilder? No." The guy nods appreciatively and the old man says, "Do you ya see this bar here? I built this bar with me own hands, but do they call me McDonough the bar builder? No sir." The guy nods again and finally the old man says, "Arrgh...but ya f***one goat..."

0patience

There was a joke thread somewheres.
It's probably buried 20 pages back.
I'd use the search to find it, but I've never figured out how to actually use the search.