Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
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Oliva V badge. Smoke all of the Oliva V from the 5 pack sampler
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Oliva V maduro badge. Smoke all of the V maddy from every year in one day 2008-2013.
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Anejo master of the universe badge. Smoke every number of the Anejo line in a day (He-Man)
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My father knows best badge. All 6 my father cigars in one day.
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Camacho Man badge. Smoke one of every Camacho line in a day, while listening to The Village People.
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When I think about you I Gurk myself badge. Smoke one Gurkha, doesn't matter which. This is a masochist badge.
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Vin Diesel badge. Smoke one of every Diesel cigar in a day. Yeah most of the Diesels are one trick ponies, like the badge namesake.
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La Gloria Cubana Pony Show badge. Smoke the 6.2x64 LGC black. Nothing looks more like you are sucking off a donkey than the monster LGC cigars that are pitch black.
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Taking an INCH at a time badge. Except maybe smoking an INCH maduro. Refer to LGC comment.
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Chuck Norris badge. Smoke every one of the Punch NC line cigars. We all know it should be called the roundhouse badge but this creativity s**t is hard.
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Rocky Patel 24/7 badge. Smoke the whole RP line from start to finish. Hence why it is named after a whole week without sleep.
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Every day I'm nubbin it badge. Smoke one of each Nub wrapper in a day. Must also post a video of you shufflin to display the badge, while smoking a Nub.
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AVO badge. Need to post a picture of you smoking an AVO with Avo Uvezian. Need to get this done soon. He is getting up in age but does still frequent Corona Cigar Co in Orlando. When his wife will drive him there. Avo doesn't drive but goes to the shop about 3 times a week.
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Opus X badge of valor. A couple ways to qualify. First, have an Opus X band tattooed anywhere on your person. Picture required. Yes, I know what I just asked for. Second, smoke every Opus with an 'x' anywhere in the name. Post a picture of the bands, because they kick a$$.
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Lost Season Finale badge. Watch every episode of Lost while smoking every size of the Opus X Lost City. Again post all the bands because they are cool. Then be ready to be mocked for watching Lost, but praised for smoking all those Lost City.
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Padron Me Sir badge. Smoke one of each; thousand series, 1964, 1926, 45th and 85th in the same day.
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Ashton Kucher MILF badge. Smoke one Ashton ESG. We all know the VSG doesn't make sense. Demi and Mila both had some mileage before he got them.
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Tatuaje Monster badge. Smoke one of each full sized monster cigar in a day. None of that mini wimpy crap.
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Varina Farms Breakfast badge. Smoke a Varina in the morning. No pictures. If you understand this and could stand reading this far, congratulations. For those who don't understand the reference here, the joke wasn't for you.
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Cinco de Mayo badge. Smoke (5) Cinco Vegas cigars on May 5th.
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LFD I dig you badge. Smoke an LFD ligero, double ligero and finish off with a digger, in one day. I realize this might kill you, so please set up a Vherf before you try. We will laugh at your expense.
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Oliva V maduro badge. Smoke all of the V maddy from every year in one day 2008-2013.
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Anejo master of the universe badge. Smoke every number of the Anejo line in a day (He-Man)
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My father knows best badge. All 6 my father cigars in one day.
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Camacho Man badge. Smoke one of every Camacho line in a day, while listening to The Village People.
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When I think about you I Gurk myself badge. Smoke one Gurkha, doesn't matter which. This is a masochist badge.
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Vin Diesel badge. Smoke one of every Diesel cigar in a day. Yeah most of the Diesels are one trick ponies, like the badge namesake.
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La Gloria Cubana Pony Show badge. Smoke the 6.2x64 LGC black. Nothing looks more like you are sucking off a donkey than the monster LGC cigars that are pitch black.
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Taking an INCH at a time badge. Except maybe smoking an INCH maduro. Refer to LGC comment.
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Chuck Norris badge. Smoke every one of the Punch NC line cigars. We all know it should be called the roundhouse badge but this creativity s**t is hard.
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Rocky Patel 24/7 badge. Smoke the whole RP line from start to finish. Hence why it is named after a whole week without sleep.
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Every day I'm nubbin it badge. Smoke one of each Nub wrapper in a day. Must also post a video of you shufflin to display the badge, while smoking a Nub.
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AVO badge. Need to post a picture of you smoking an AVO with Avo Uvezian. Need to get this done soon. He is getting up in age but does still frequent Corona Cigar Co in Orlando. When his wife will drive him there. Avo doesn't drive but goes to the shop about 3 times a week.
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Opus X badge of valor. A couple ways to qualify. First, have an Opus X band tattooed anywhere on your person. Picture required. Yes, I know what I just asked for. Second, smoke every Opus with an 'x' anywhere in the name. Post a picture of the bands, because they kick a$$.
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Lost Season Finale badge. Watch every episode of Lost while smoking every size of the Opus X Lost City. Again post all the bands because they are cool. Then be ready to be mocked for watching Lost, but praised for smoking all those Lost City.
.
Padron Me Sir badge. Smoke one of each; thousand series, 1964, 1926, 45th and 85th in the same day.
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Ashton Kucher MILF badge. Smoke one Ashton ESG. We all know the VSG doesn't make sense. Demi and Mila both had some mileage before he got them.
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Tatuaje Monster badge. Smoke one of each full sized monster cigar in a day. None of that mini wimpy crap.
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Varina Farms Breakfast badge. Smoke a Varina in the morning. No pictures. If you understand this and could stand reading this far, congratulations. For those who don't understand the reference here, the joke wasn't for you.
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Cinco de Mayo badge. Smoke (5) Cinco Vegas cigars on May 5th.
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LFD I dig you badge. Smoke an LFD ligero, double ligero and finish off with a digger, in one day. I realize this might kill you, so please set up a Vherf before you try. We will laugh at your expense.
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Comments
Aj
I take it you have a finely aged female, thus qualifying you for the badge! My lord and master is also of the finely aged breed, 10 years up on me. All the best things in life are aged, cigars, spirits, meat, and women!
yum.... MILF..... makes downtown rather uppity.
Aj.
still trying to figure out how to embed these things.
Matrix Acid Trip badge. Smoke a blue label ACID. See where you end up. Pick up the phone. Smoke a red label ACID and come back to reality.
And, if you smoked a bunch of Black Pearls, you wouldn't get a badge but a Necklace.
1) Alec Bradley American Classic
2) CAO American
3) George Rico American Puro.
the catch is that you have to smoke at least one of them from 1,200 feet with a 60lb pack on your lap.
New boots, I suspect you might be the only one that understands the last part...