Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went home and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work, lit his favorite cigar and sat across from him as they had a drink.
She slowly spread her legs… "Honey would you like some of this?"
"Hell no, look what it's done to your underwear!"............................ZING!
I thought of this after being audited for 2006 and 2007 by the IRS (rat bastuds) ...Whats black and tan and looks good on an IRS agent ??? A Doberman Pincher !!!
I thought of this after being audited for 2006 and 2007 by the IRS (rat bastuds) ...Whats black and tan and looks good on an IRS agent ??? A Doberman Pincher !!!
That's a good one... I realize that the folks that work for the IRS are just people, but I still kinda hate 'em, just kinda though...More like I hate that they work for the IRS...I mean couldn't they find a kinder job, like lead puppy killer for the pound...
Very interesting things to ponder, here' one I was always perplexed about:
If you eat pasta and then eat anti-pasta, are you still hungry?
Also, Kuz was right...you can never run over a Ninja....you can barely see them in the annual Ninja parade....(theonion.com)
I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
I volunteer with the police department, much of that time is spent driving around town in a cop car (yes it is pretty badass), and no, people in front of cop cars do not drive the speed limit. 3/4 of the people speed and drive nuts, 1/4 drive 8 mph under.
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How's the engagement and the planning coming along?
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
She slowly spread her legs… "Honey would you like some of this?" "Hell no, look what it's done to your underwear!"............................ZING!
I volunteer with the police department, much of that time is spent driving around town in a cop car (yes it is pretty badass), and no, people in front of cop cars do not drive the speed limit. 3/4 of the people speed and drive nuts, 1/4 drive 8 mph under.
http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/11/14374921-giant-eyeball-found-on-beach-posing-mystery-for-marine-biologists?lite=obinsite