Back They Go

Okay, all these are going back.

I asked Rain nicely not to damn do it. I don't want these things. I've said that over and over. I have more than I can handle in the humidor as it is. They're going back. All of them. Well, all except for the first stick without a label. For all I know, that one might be Cuban. That's prolly why no label. I don't think it would be legal to ship those back. I'll destroy it.

All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want them. I told him so but he wouldn't listen. Back. Sept maybe the Aroma de Cuba. Smells like Cuba, is the translation. Prolly not legal to ship that one either. I dunno what kind of trouble Rain is trying to get me in here. I'll have to destroy that too.

All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want them. Rain has some delusion I will review these sticks. Fat chance. I don't do that any more. I stick to the cigars I know I like and I don't smoke any I have not tried. You know, that Nub Sun Grown, though... I think I may have tried that. I know I tried one Nub or another. I don't know if it was this Sun Grown I tried. I'll find out.

All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want them. What are you trying to dew, Rain? Don't know what precipitated this Rain, but you can drop it. Think you have me over a barrel? Huh... says 5 Vegas Cask Strength. What's cask strength stand for? Some kinda big barrel. I dunno. I'll find out.

All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want them. Pack her up and get this thing rolling back. Speaking of which, Roll Back Connecticut. Roll Back. Huh. I like history. I roll cigars. I ought to roll that one back.

All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want them. Well if I roll back the connie, then I ought to roll back the maduro, too. Only makes sense.

One thing for sure, though; all the rest of these are going back. All of them. I don't want them. Except maybe for Genesis. That sticker on it says "jadelt bomb". That damn Rain, he re-gifted that sucker! Fi send it back to Rain he'll just .re-re-gift it and that's not right.

All the rest of them I am sending back. Every last one of them. That ought to teach him a lesson. Humph. All of them. I don't want them. In your face Rain.

I asked Rain nicely not to damn do it. I don't want these things. I've said that over and over. I have more than I can handle in the humidor as it is. They're going back. All of them. Well, all except for the first stick without a label. For all I know, that one might be Cuban. That's prolly why no label. I don't think it would be legal to ship those back. I'll destroy it.

All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want them. I told him so but he wouldn't listen. Back. Sept maybe the Aroma de Cuba. Smells like Cuba, is the translation. Prolly not legal to ship that one either. I dunno what kind of trouble Rain is trying to get me in here. I'll have to destroy that too.

All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want them. Rain has some delusion I will review these sticks. Fat chance. I don't do that any more. I stick to the cigars I know I like and I don't smoke any I have not tried. You know, that Nub Sun Grown, though... I think I may have tried that. I know I tried one Nub or another. I don't know if it was this Sun Grown I tried. I'll find out.

All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want them. What are you trying to dew, Rain? Don't know what precipitated this Rain, but you can drop it. Think you have me over a barrel? Huh... says 5 Vegas Cask Strength. What's cask strength stand for? Some kinda big barrel. I dunno. I'll find out.

All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want them. Pack her up and get this thing rolling back. Speaking of which, Roll Back Connecticut. Roll Back. Huh. I like history. I roll cigars. I ought to roll that one back.

All the rest of them, though, they are going back. I don't want them. Well if I roll back the connie, then I ought to roll back the maduro, too. Only makes sense.

One thing for sure, though; all the rest of these are going back. All of them. I don't want them. Except maybe for Genesis. That sticker on it says "jadelt bomb". That damn Rain, he re-gifted that sucker! Fi send it back to Rain he'll just .re-re-gift it and that's not right.

All the rest of them I am sending back. Every last one of them. That ought to teach him a lesson. Humph. All of them. I don't want them. In your face Rain.
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On another note, Randy, I've really enjoyed the sticks you sent me (especially the Punch) I need to try the 90+ second and see if I wanna get some fo' cheap.
And this is fantastic:
I'm just sorry that you had to destroy those sticks. Such a shame. Hopefully you caught a whiff as they died a fiery death.